thirty seven 

The amount of times that a woman can realistically get fucked in one day without her pussy lips swelling up as big as Jimmie Walker's lips. If said woman attempts to exceed the advised coital limitation she could be subjected to a raw, sandpaper like sensation coming from her vulva that would cause her to walk bow-legged for the rest of the day.

I was so horny yesterday, I fucked my girlfriend thirty seven times.

thirty seven by jrob9959 January 21, 2008

thirty seven 

An Assload, A Shitload, a whole fucking lot!!! So many of any one thing that you have lost count.

The stupid fucking telemarketer has called my house thirty seven times trying to get my business!

thirty seven by krob9402 January 23, 2008

thirty-seven pence 

Amount of money a stranger, almost always a second-rate excuse for humanity, will ask to "borrow" (as if they would pay it back, even if they could) from you when they accost you outside a public transport hub in britain. It's always thirty-seven pence that they ask for. 37p gets you virtually nothing; a small chocolate bar, a cup of tea in a really grotty cafe, a newspaper. It certainly isn't enough for a ride anywhere on a train, bus or metro/subway/underground train. It's frequently a charva (chav, for those unused to north-eastern english slang) who's asking. I suspect drugs, although I wonder how much smack can be attained for 37p, and how much of it is actually sand, demerara sugar, brick dust or other delightful substance.

Some charva: "hyaa man can yer help us oot? Reet, aah've lost me wallet, an' ah need ter gan doon tae wor lasses hoose. Could yer lend uz thorty-sevn pence, how? Ah wouldn't norm'ly ask, like, but, yer knaa..."

Your verbal response: "No."

Your imagined response, #1: (pulls out large shotgun loaded with special shell with thirty-seven one pence pieces instead of the usual balls of shot, and shoots charva in the gut) "BOOM. Best thirty-seven pence I ever spent."

Your imagined response, #2: "Taxi! Here's ten quid, take this man as far as you can into the countryside. He'll probably make a fuss, it's his medication. He needs fresh air and a good walk, so just leave him whereever the money runs out."

thirty-seven pence by YourMessageHere April 25, 2006

thirty-seven and a half 

Well, thirty-seven and a half is thirty eight minus 2 plus 1.5. Simple, right?

I have thirty-seven and a half dollars

thirty-seven and a half by Oissseeac. July 26, 2017

one thousand three hundred and thirty seven

See 1337.

one thousand three hundred and thirty seven by WordMaster July 28, 2003

Thirteen thirty-seven 

What non-members of 1337speak subcultures hear when they read 1337.

Non-geek: i <3 dr.j
Geek: Yeah... 5h3 1z t3h 1337 roxx0rz!
Non-geek: uhh ok
...
Non-geek: I don't even know what we are talking about anymore.
Geek: Did you read 1337 or thirteen thirty-seven?
Non-geek: uhh the second one.
Geek: Oh, well check this out: 1337. The third definition should spell it out for you.

Thirteen thirty-seven by khanh93 February 17, 2010

One thousand three hundred thirty seven

The equivalent of leet, or 1337, yet better since I am the only one who use it and am the sole creator of said phrase.

Lame: ROFL LOL LEET XD
Leet: Whoaz, one thousand three hundred thirty seven, man.

One thousand three hundred thirty seven by Pikace April 16, 2004