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thirty seven

The amount of times that a woman can realistically get fucked in one day without her pussy lips swelling up as big as Jimmie Walker's lips. If said woman attempts to exceed the advised coital limitation she could be subjected to a raw, sandpaper like sensation coming from her vulva that would cause her to walk bow-legged for the rest of the day.

I was so horny yesterday, I fucked my girlfriend thirty seven times.

by jrob9959 January 21, 2008