thirsty hoes Share definition Flag A girl that goes after another girls man. Trying to sip on someone else's "kool aid" There were thirsty hoes everywhere trying to get with my man. That's my kool-aid, it ain't happening. thirsty hoes by Miss__Lady February 13, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the thirsty hoes mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch