thimble dick

A tiny penis,similar in size to an acorn dick.

kerry king-hey tom,do you reckon matt heafy has a thimble dick?
tom araya-probably,i saw him with a microscope and some tweezers.

by R J Mccready October 19, 2008

Dick thimble

A particularly small sexually desirable woman.

Seriously, Salma Hayek is only like five-foot-two or something . . . total dick thimble.

by Parhelion August 26, 2008