thicc brick 

A modification of the phrase "brick" as in a long time. "Thicc" denotes an even longer period of time.

"Damn, that chem test took me a thicc brick to finish."

thicc brick by woggadoggadooo May 9, 2018

Thick As A Brick 

The definition of "masterpiece." Jethro Tull's definitive progressive rock concept album. The whole album is one 45-minute long song. The lyrics appear to have some deep hidden meaning on the surface, but delving deeper, they are actually satirical, done with Monty-Python style humor. The music is complex, seemless, moving, and is undefinable to just one genre.

The mainstream can go listen to their H.I.M., 50 Cent, beyonce, or my chemical romance. That's their choice (a choice that's "thick as a brick" indeed). I'll go listen to some REAL music... (puts on some Jethro Tull)

Thick As A Brick by Morningwood December 13, 2008

Thick as multiple bricks 

When your more than just thick but quite thicker than a brick one could say that your as thick a multiple bricks

Goddamn your as thick as multiple bricks

Thick as multiple bricks by Masterbutthead25 July 4, 2022

thick as two bricks 

South African definition of stupidity

Jissy! That okie's thick as two bricks, he can't even tie his shoelaces

thick as two bricks by Necrosys June 6, 2016