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Theotis is usually a guy who likes girls but they dont like him back mainly because of his looks, he is not the best looking guy. His nose is like a shotgun barrel, he looks like a beetle, he think he is the shit but in reality he is poop. Although he is a ugly dude Theotis can also be a hoe ass friend who talks shit all day.
"That dude name is Theotis. He must think he is a god or something."
"Tell me about he ugly asf."
"Look at his bitch ass tryna rip"
Theotis by UglyAssNigga March 9, 2016
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Ancient Astronaut Theorists 

A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.
Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"

Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"
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Complicity Theorist 

(noun) - a person who accepts the political narrative of the day unquestionably; consumes mainstream media like it was 1980; and is prone to submissiveness, outbursts of irrational fear, and public shaming of free-thinkers.
Dan and Scott are complicity theorists that believe State sanctioned censorship of free speech and protest are for the utilitarian greater good.

My mother is an avid complicity theorist who believes everything reported on main stream media and in government press conferences, without question.

Richard and Perle were operatives who used the Deep State apparatus to subliminally and insidiously control the minds of the unassuming general population through main stream media disinformation; complicity theorists soon became the societal norm.

Antonym: Conspiracy Theorist

Origin of Complicity Theorist: First recorded 2020 (Melbourne, Victoria - Australia)
Complicity Theorist by UtterSpace September 9, 2020

theorist 

Someone who considers given facts and comes up with a possible explanation is called a theorist.

Theorists observe various phenomena and use reasoning to come up with practical ideas that should be proven.
The most famous theorist was Albert Einstein who gave the theory of relativity.
theorist by Albertina March 19, 2015

theorism 

The Act of devising, testing, experimenting and proving a theory or theories to explain facts or phenomena of the observable universe. one that has been repeatedly tested or is widely accepted and can be used to make predictions about natural phenomena. The use of scientific methodology to acquire a greater understanding of reality and existence.
People who know and understand, through experimentation and observation, any scientific theories; evolution, gravity, the big bang, black holes, m-theory or density all practice theorism.
theorism by MikeSynonymous October 6, 2010
An ancient greek god, a very nice player of League of legends. Guys envy him, his penis is HUGE.
Today, our Lethal had his ass destroyed by a wildTheotim !
theotim by killouh December 8, 2016

The Otis Treatment 

When a male sticks his balls in red dyed fruit dip, then the female proceeds in removing the fruit dip with elbow cleavage. A hybrid form of the Bojob.
Brandon "You still with Reese??"

Chance "Yeah she's giving me The Otis Treatment tonight"
The Otis Treatment by On Man November 16, 2009