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a person who will forever be a newb and get stuck in the vicious circle of newbs which works like this: you start, are bad bc you start, then play it longer and stay bad, and recognize that youre just bad.

background info: he was first thebest or themaster27. he found this absolute cringe af shit and then moved to themoderate and thebest. this was just not stupid enough so he named himself this: thenewbie. def calls him gay but in actuality def is gay and all the others arent.
thenewbie is very bad at living and hes depressed af.
by QWDFGMKOIUHBFRTYGF July 07, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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