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Identity Theft Enabler's Act 

a policy many states have in which drivers licenses are sent through the mail instead of being issued in person so that someone can simply steal drivers licenses out of people's mailboxes making it much easier to commit identity theft
I just got my drivers license renewed and thanks to the Identity Theft Enabler's Act somebody stole my license out of my mailbox and used it to get 6 credit cards in my name!
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Grand Theft Squirt

Grand theft squirt is when you have a friend sleeping over, and after you've gone to bed and your friend thinks you're asleep so he starts jerking off. You have to get in really close, and just before he comes you reach over and grab his dick and jerk him off the rest of the way. It's the action of stealing someones squirt.
Michael thought his friend was sleeping and decided to jerk off, just before he finished his friend reached over and finished him off. "Why did you just Grand Theft Squirt me!!!"
Grand Theft Squirt by NotMarcus October 8, 2014

grand theft squirt

when someone is jerking off then just as they are about to finish you reach over and finish them
i saw my friend jerking off and then i gave him a grand theft squirt
grand theft squirt by gondla man October 8, 2014

Pizza Theft Simulator

A simulaton game where you control a thief stealing pizza.
Mike: Pizza Theft Simulator?
Jasmine: YES PIZZA THEFT SIMULATOR
Pizza Theft Simulator by Zaynerocks September 6, 2019

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas 

Released in late October of 2004, GTA: SA is a video game for the Playstation 2 (PS2). You take the role of a protaganist who goes around jacking people from their cars and performing missions on the streets of a fictional city called "San Andrdeas".

The great thing about the game is that there is so many things you can do besides follow the main story. Like be a taxi driver, paramedic, pimp, valet parker, street racer, truck shipment driver, pool shark, gambler and so on.

The game is a whole lot of fun if you're into action games with driving. NOT recommended for young audiences. The game is rated M (mature) for a reason.
Carl: "Don't take this personally, but you gettin' jacked."

Grand Theft Auto Style 

When confronted with a problem in real life, you react in a way that you would react playing GTA.

Such as when you are driving on a crowded street and decide to pull onto the sidewalk and plow through anything that happens to be in the way, not caring about scraping other cars, buildings, people etc.
Man, these cars turning left at the light aren't out of the way enough for me to pass and go right. I'm going to say "the hell with it" and Grand Theft Auto style my way through the median strip.

Grand Theft Auto Side Effects... 

The Act Of Where Youre Not Aware that you are performing acts in real life that resemble ideas or depictions from any grand theft auto game. often happens when a new grand theft auto comes out or you have played grand theft auto in excess of more then 8 hours in one day.

1. Running against a wall and not moving anywhere (AKA getting stuck on a wall)

2. Taking a base ball bat and hitting the ground in repetive pattern, often associated with the bomp bopm bomp bomp sound your bat makes.

3. Taking a bicycle or a 1982 el camino and trying to jump of mountains named after mexican dishes.

4. Trying to open a Police Cruiser's door by shaking the handle twice then running.

5. Jacking a vehicle by punching some one twice in the head then ripping them out of the vehicle throwing them to the ground and occasionaly hopping over the gear box while saying something along the lines of "I need this"

6. when youre getting ready to get hit by a vehicle you might yell something that has no purpose "Cheezy Vaginas"

7. Payng for a hooker, letting her get out and run her over with said vehicle and picking your money back up.

8. jumping walking or running abnormaly as if you are half human half gorilla.

9. having the thought of if you die you can just start over at your nearest hospital.

10. anytime something unfortunate occurs, you are the first to yell WASTED...

11. Having Weapons Appear In Your Hands when you press the D pad to your life.
12. picking up empty coffee cups or brigs of the ground and throwing them at people.

13. having a reticule for when your aiming with a gun.

14. jump of buildings and parkour roll and only lose a little bit of your health bar. later on looking for a health pack that instantly wounds to broken knees and 12 guage shotgun wounds from the police when you stole his ride.

15. exspecting a purple dildo in the jail bathrooms.

16. look right then left then right again right before you smash the window of that silver porshce you always wanted to take for a spin.

17. inviting a whole bunch of your friends to gang wars, and let them run rampent in the streets.

18. stealing commercial airliners and listening to Rod Stewart while terroist attacking pirate's in men's pants.

19. doing drive by's on golf carts

20. killing thirty cops two helicoptors a couple of swat teams, some parachuting police force, and hiding behind a dumpster for 3 minutes while they forget what they were doing.

21. throwing moltotoves at hobo's.

22. running with $600,000 and an arsenal of weapons including rocket propelled gernade launchers at cars pace.

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