the zones

Slang for LDN/London, shorthand for the phrase "Zones 1-6", the TFL fare zones, originating in the mid 2020s in Morden, South West London.

Person 1: "You still on holiday?"
Person 2: "Nah I'm back in the zones, you tryna link?"

"Brudda told me he was from the zones, then says Watford. Low it man"

"Bro I been talking to this bad one she lookin like my size but I live in the zones n she live in NYC, how's dat gonna work then?"

the zones by southwestldner October 21, 2025

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The Drunk Zones

These are the Zones of being Drunk.

1. The Normal Zone
- This is where you are sober, and not drunk at all.

2. The Fun Zone
- You are starting to feel the alcohol and if there is music playing, you might dance to it. But you might not, your not quite that drunk yet.

3. The Zone
- Now your feeling the alcohol and you are likely to dance, even if there isn't any music playing.

4. The Auto Zone
- You are drunk to the point where you cannot drive a vehicle. Not just shouldn't, but can't. You would go as far as to call your parents for a ride at this point.

5. The Twilight Zone
- This is when you are so drunk that you cannot stand without using someone or something to keep you upright. This is where you want to be.

6. The Splash Zone
- This is when you have taken The Twilight Zone a little bit too far.. The Splash Zone is the area around you, because this is when you throw up. Not a fun place to be.

7. The Hazard Zone
- Well.. At this point you have done something stupid, and that is continuing to drink after vomiting.. Congratulations, you very well might have alcohol poisoning and should go to the hospital.

8. The Dead Zone
- You drank too much and made a horrible mistake, this is the zone that nobody wants to reach. Life is valuable so be caution.

Friend: "Yo bro! Which one of The Drunk Zones are you in!!?"
You: "I don't know man! Check it out! (Attempt to stand straight but stumble) Am I in The Twilight Zone yet?"
Friend: "Hell yea! You can't stand for shit!"

You: "Yo, Louie hit The Splash Zone in Phil's car last night"
Friend: "Wow what a douche! I hope he cleaned all that shit up.."

The Drunk Zones by Commander Of Chaos, MSD, FL April 1, 2009

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Time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.

Time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions. by GravelWincher123 February 25, 2026

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time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.

time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions. by GravelWincher123 February 25, 2026

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In The Zone

Being Completely Unaware of what's going on around you as you are So Extremely into what's going on right in front of your face; like anything more than 3 feet away just doesn't register in the brain.

When gymnastics are on TV, I'm Totally In The Zone Bigtime!!!!

In The Zone by Starchylde January 28, 2015

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In the zone

A place where your beyond "on a roll" and your performance is at max skill and your potential becomes more than what it is and anything around you becomes phased out seemingly a place where you cant be stopped or touched. Mostly gained by anyone who plays sports, fighters, adrenaline junkies, people who play video games, musicians, ministers, teachers ect. The Zone is reached little effort or after one has been "on a roll" for a bit or quickly reached when your skill reaches the next level.

When i was working out i was in the zone.
When i play video games im in the zone.
When i was racing my friend he was so far behind i was in the zone

In the zone by Rayne Phoenix April 1, 2017

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the zone

The Zone is an ethereal state of mind that propels you from mortal man to super human, to godlike status. Performance, whether physical or technically challenging, is elevated effortlessly beyond your normal level. You feel no pain within your body and your reactions and balance become unhumanly fast. Things that were difficult previously become effortlessly easy. Failure does not even enter your mind and does not even seem possible. You soar with the angels and ride, tall and proud beside the god Helios, upon a golden winged chariot. You have become a god among mortal men.
Unfortunately the Zone is an ephemeral place and in the way that you unknowingly entered the Zone (you just arrive, you don’t know quite how), you are unceremoniously booted out of it. This usually involves collecting all the pain that you missed out on when in the Zone and dishing it out in one big serving. Once you have left the Zone it is commonplace to try and fight your back into it, but this never works and, in fact, generally speaking the zone gets further away the harder you try to get to it.

Act 1: “In the Zone”
Dude 1: Yo dude, you were totally fucking sick out there. You are in the fucking zone, man. Give me some skin.
{Translation: Greetings, good fellow. Your yonder performance was thoroughly splendid. You are indeed performing better than the norm. Let me congratulate you by shaking your hand}
Dude 2: Good man, I soar with the angels and ride, tall and proud beside the god Helios, upon a golden winged chariot. I speak not to mortal man.
{Translation: Fuck off, loser}
Dude 1: You are such a fucking dick, fuck off
{Translation: You are such a fucking dick, fuck off}

Act 2: “Exit form Zone”
Dude 2: Fuck man, I think I have bust my back, I can’t move my fucking legs. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Dude 1: Fuck you, asshole, where’s your fucking mate Helios now? Ha ha ha.
Dude 2: Get me a fucking medic, man!
Medic: Son, an air ambulance is on its way. I’m just going to give you some oxygen and a shot of morphine. Hang in there, son…

the zone by boarder-dude August 12, 2014

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