The Yak

a fuckin sick ass jeep

Got the Yak up to 145 today, then threw it in 4 lo and drove straight through the C&O canal

by YakWarrior November 11, 2010

The Yak

The Yak is a city nickname for Pontiac, Mi used mainly by people who live there. Pontiac is located in the Detroit metro area about 13 miles outside of Detroit (E Square Lake Rd to 8 Mile.) Pontiac is the county seat of Oakland County and is the home of about 60,000 people as of 2022. It is also sometimes nicknamed The Little Mo' as reference to Detroit's nickname Motown due to it's influence of architecture and culture.

Michigander 1: I'm going to Elek tonight, wanna come?
Michigander 2: Nah man, my cousin got shot in The Yak.

by ThousandSons March 28, 2022

The Yak

The Yak, an urban mythological being, known to roam the streets of Adelaide, Australia.
Sightings are rare and vary few have come in direct contact with the yak.

Is commonly known to cut your lunch, take corners like ken block and throw up

Who is the yak?, I'm not sure mate, I don't even know if he's real

I think i saw the yak yesterday, I'm not sure though to be honest

by Tyes January 21, 2013

THE YAK

The scariest and most powerfull creature ever. The yak is also known as "the one we do not speak of". It stands 8 ft tall and weighs over 400 lbs. It can consume a full grown man in one bite.The YAk is made by crossbreeding Ms. Brix and a mongolian YAK. The only way it can be destroyed is by duncan wielding a pick axe.

THE YAK just ate an entire platoon of green berets

by pankration October 23, 2007

opening the yak

Masturbating and shitting, preferably with runny consistency, simultaneously while lying in such a position that the feces trickles back over the penis, and runs off the penis onto the masturbator's face and mouth. The masturbator then ejaculates onto his face and mouth to conclude the act.

My girlfriend gets so horny when she watches me opening the yak.

My mom kicked me out of the house after she caught me opening the yak on her dining room table.

by Yakkman November 4, 2009

Annual Shaving of the Yak

When a male grows his pubic hair for exactly 365.25 days and on the exact minute of yearly passage, a selected woman shaves it off, places the removed hairs under the mans foreskin and pulls them out with her teeth.

She took place in the annual shaving of the yak.

by Bloodprime January 23, 2010

Hit the Yak

To do the best, full send, to commit

Jerry I’m going to hit the yak today l

by Sid Squid November 27, 2018