The condition in which a high school student feels they have accumulated knowledge whilst in a college classroom during a post-secondary enrollment option.
This condition manifests in the students who do not cope well with others and assume they are wiser than anyone else.
This is a condition without a known cure, modern methods for managing symptoms are to provoke the patient into a fit of rage and intellectually backhand them.
This condition manifests in the students who do not cope well with others and assume they are wiser than anyone else.
This is a condition without a known cure, modern methods for managing symptoms are to provoke the patient into a fit of rage and intellectually backhand them.
by cc2009GVHS October 20, 2009
Get the The Wisdom mug.- He is aproximately 3 feet tall and 3 feet wide
- If you were to touch him, he would feel like a frog or other anphibuous creature.
- He lives somewhere in Tibet, up in the mountains. But he does wander a lot and ventures to America sometimes to observe the behaviors of our materialistic society.
- He has suction cups on his feet.
- He never stops smiling. Never.
- He sleeps with his eyes open.
- He knows all. Past, present, and some say he knows the future, but that is because he is so intelligent that it is easy for him to predict the future.
- He can read peoples' minds, by noticing their body movements, smelling odors that humans can not smell that come off our bodies depending what mood we're in, and sensing brain patterns.
- He has extremely acute senses.
- He feeds on burnt action figures, markers, paper, nail polish remover, or any other food he can get ahold of. Being the extremely advanced creature that he is, his body can break down almost any substance into nourishing nutrients.
- Most of his day is spent romping, contemplating, meditating, musing, enjoying nature, deciphering compositions of music, pondering, sitting, and taking drugs.
- He can spend even three days sitting on a rock, pondering something so intentley that he is in a completely trance-like state.
- He has obtained Nirvana. That is probably why he is so happy.
- He does not speak at all. I dont know if he just cant talk or if he doesnt want to. So none of us will ever know his wonderful revalations. Though someone thought they heard him say "shit" after dropping an icecream cone one time.
- Some say he is a reincarnation of Buddha.
- His friends are: Jesus (because he is still out there somewhere), the Dali Lama, hippies, philosiphers, Ghandi's ghost (which haunts a family in Nevada), father oceania, garden gnomes, trees, and Lil Jon.
- He does acid, shrooms, and pot often.
- He loves to play Solitare. I dont know why. But he does it on the computer, on his calculator, and with his friends.
- He loves to play the guitar, the bass flute, and the tambourine.
- No one is sure if he has genitalia or not. But he pees out of the hole in the top of his body, by rolling upside down and letting it run out.
- He has extremely sharp reactions. Many people like to poke him in his eye, since it is so big and pokeable, but he will close his eyelid in a flash, often enclosing the person's finger in it. Then his eye juices slowly start to digest the finger.
- He is a frequent guest of the Conan O'brien show, though he doesnt say anything, had his own daytime talkshow, though he didnt say anything so it got cancelled within a month, appeared on the Maury Povich show once for no reason, and some say you can see him in the background of one of the Lord of the Rings films.
- He holds the answer to the mystery of the universe.
- Some say he has been living forever. He was never born, and will never die, because he was here always. WEEirrddd shit.
- He LOVES slurpees. I mean, he frickin loves them.
- He is sexually attracted to lava lamps, and cardboard, if rubbed against him, gives him extremely intense orgasm-feelings in his teeth.
- He loves to romp in feilds. OH HOW HE LOVES TO ROMP!!!
- He hasn't a care in the world.
- No one has ever been inside of him (he is a jar.) Some say they looked inside, to see extraordinarily beautiful and bright colors, colors that don't exist in this world, and were flooded with extreme happiness. Looking inside of him can be a life-changing experience for a lot, so there are sometimes hoards of people stalking him. Though some have reported seeing an old wrinkly bald man/panda, stripping for dancing tacos inside. I have no idea what that is about.
- Some say that the inside him is the link to another dimension, or an alternate universe.
So that pretty much sums him up.
- If you were to touch him, he would feel like a frog or other anphibuous creature.
- He lives somewhere in Tibet, up in the mountains. But he does wander a lot and ventures to America sometimes to observe the behaviors of our materialistic society.
- He has suction cups on his feet.
- He never stops smiling. Never.
- He sleeps with his eyes open.
- He knows all. Past, present, and some say he knows the future, but that is because he is so intelligent that it is easy for him to predict the future.
- He can read peoples' minds, by noticing their body movements, smelling odors that humans can not smell that come off our bodies depending what mood we're in, and sensing brain patterns.
- He has extremely acute senses.
- He feeds on burnt action figures, markers, paper, nail polish remover, or any other food he can get ahold of. Being the extremely advanced creature that he is, his body can break down almost any substance into nourishing nutrients.
- Most of his day is spent romping, contemplating, meditating, musing, enjoying nature, deciphering compositions of music, pondering, sitting, and taking drugs.
- He can spend even three days sitting on a rock, pondering something so intentley that he is in a completely trance-like state.
- He has obtained Nirvana. That is probably why he is so happy.
- He does not speak at all. I dont know if he just cant talk or if he doesnt want to. So none of us will ever know his wonderful revalations. Though someone thought they heard him say "shit" after dropping an icecream cone one time.
- Some say he is a reincarnation of Buddha.
- His friends are: Jesus (because he is still out there somewhere), the Dali Lama, hippies, philosiphers, Ghandi's ghost (which haunts a family in Nevada), father oceania, garden gnomes, trees, and Lil Jon.
- He does acid, shrooms, and pot often.
- He loves to play Solitare. I dont know why. But he does it on the computer, on his calculator, and with his friends.
- He loves to play the guitar, the bass flute, and the tambourine.
- No one is sure if he has genitalia or not. But he pees out of the hole in the top of his body, by rolling upside down and letting it run out.
- He has extremely sharp reactions. Many people like to poke him in his eye, since it is so big and pokeable, but he will close his eyelid in a flash, often enclosing the person's finger in it. Then his eye juices slowly start to digest the finger.
- He is a frequent guest of the Conan O'brien show, though he doesnt say anything, had his own daytime talkshow, though he didnt say anything so it got cancelled within a month, appeared on the Maury Povich show once for no reason, and some say you can see him in the background of one of the Lord of the Rings films.
- He holds the answer to the mystery of the universe.
- Some say he has been living forever. He was never born, and will never die, because he was here always. WEEirrddd shit.
- He LOVES slurpees. I mean, he frickin loves them.
- He is sexually attracted to lava lamps, and cardboard, if rubbed against him, gives him extremely intense orgasm-feelings in his teeth.
- He loves to romp in feilds. OH HOW HE LOVES TO ROMP!!!
- He hasn't a care in the world.
- No one has ever been inside of him (he is a jar.) Some say they looked inside, to see extraordinarily beautiful and bright colors, colors that don't exist in this world, and were flooded with extreme happiness. Looking inside of him can be a life-changing experience for a lot, so there are sometimes hoards of people stalking him. Though some have reported seeing an old wrinkly bald man/panda, stripping for dancing tacos inside. I have no idea what that is about.
- Some say that the inside him is the link to another dimension, or an alternate universe.
So that pretty much sums him up.
The other day I spent a day with The Wisdom Jar, and his presence filled me with serenity and peace for many months afterwards.
by tase me August 20, 2006
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Get the The wisdom of schlong mug.The famous wisdom giver of Omegle, appears on Video chat on the famous website Omegle. The wisdom giver appears with a V for vendetta mask and black hoodie. The wisdom giver asks the famous question: I am the famous wisdom giver of omegle. ask me a question and I'll give you an answer that should make you think. ask away! and the stranger asks as many questions as they like to the Wisdom giver. If the wisdom giver is unable to answer the question the winner gets a screenshot on the Wisdom givers Tumblr page. If young children appear on omegle to the wisdom giver the wisdom giver will ask them why they are on a pretty dirty site and ask they leave with The famous wisdom givers advice. Wisdom giver also asks girls and guys to stop showing their private parts and move to the unmoderated part of Omegle.
wisdom giver: I am the famous wisdom giver of omegle. ask me a question and I'll give you an answer that should make you think. ask away!
Stranger: how many is too many?
wisdom giver: each to their own.
Stranger: how many is too many?
wisdom giver: each to their own.
by Wisdom giver fan January 16, 2014
Get the The famous wisdom giver of Omegle mug.Some arrogant douche who spends far too much time making definitions on Urban Dictionary. Clearly he is not as smart as he believes, and might need to check the definitions of root words before he starts running his mouth. He can usually be spotted in the natural habitat of his mom's basement with his head shoved up his own ass.
Guy 1: Why won't that guy shut the fuck up?
Guy 2: That's The Master Wisdom
Guy 1: Oh that explains it......what a douche
Guy 2: That's The Master Wisdom
Guy 1: Oh that explains it......what a douche
by EkulNosnhoj November 17, 2011
Get the The Master Wisdom mug.He sounds black but he isn't. His dick is big enough to be black though. Wisdom is a fucked up retard who will shit on your face but hes also funny. He knows how to please a woman with his big erect fat purple carrot cock. He's really funny and can do a trayflip.
"I got fucked by wisdom the person last night"
"No way me too!"
"thats crazy I took his dick too"
"I fucked him too"
"He gave me watermelon when we fucked"
"He dicked me down"
"I too, was fucked"
"Welp, looks like we all got fucked by Wisdom The Person"
"I heard he can do a trayflip"
"Shut the fuck up stacy, nobody cares about you"
"Ouch"
"No way me too!"
"thats crazy I took his dick too"
"I fucked him too"
"He gave me watermelon when we fucked"
"He dicked me down"
"I too, was fucked"
"Welp, looks like we all got fucked by Wisdom The Person"
"I heard he can do a trayflip"
"Shut the fuck up stacy, nobody cares about you"
"Ouch"
by dildo faggins69 January 18, 2020
Get the Wisdom The Person mug.When you catch a flash of "The Big Picture" during the rambling thoughts after smoking weed. The saddest part is, only you actually understand it, and you can't really explain it well enough to get other people to see it too - and when you come down, you can barely remember it yourself.
A passing wisdom that is lost on the sane and sober. Still, it shows you what your mind could be capable of....
A passing wisdom that is lost on the sane and sober. Still, it shows you what your mind could be capable of....
John: Mike was high as a kite and last night and was trying to tell me something about how angry people will eventually ruin the pharmaceutical industry....?
David: Yeah well he does that sometimes, it's just the Wisdom of the weed.
Mike (last night - thinking): La de dum, today is a happy day, it's nice and cool and my sweater feels nice and I never noticed it was such a nice shade of red - look at that, it's like that balloon in that German girl song the one with the armpit hair, what was her name, god was that 20odd years ago? surely I can't be that old...and....OMG! if angry people somehow get a hold of the drug that makes your memory vanish....etc etc etc....I'd better tell John so he can remember tomorrow when I don't....
David: Yeah well he does that sometimes, it's just the Wisdom of the weed.
Mike (last night - thinking): La de dum, today is a happy day, it's nice and cool and my sweater feels nice and I never noticed it was such a nice shade of red - look at that, it's like that balloon in that German girl song the one with the armpit hair, what was her name, god was that 20odd years ago? surely I can't be that old...and....OMG! if angry people somehow get a hold of the drug that makes your memory vanish....etc etc etc....I'd better tell John so he can remember tomorrow when I don't....
by LabMom September 22, 2009
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