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Punching the werewolf 

When a very hairy man is masturbating.
I think Billy takes long showers because he's in there punching the werewolf

The Werewolf 

Like A Gorilla Mask. You Shave Your Pubic Hair, Stash It Close By, When A Girl is On Her Knees (and You're Standing) Performing Fallatio on You, When You Give Her "The Money Shot" You Grab The Shaved Pubes With Both Hands And Throw It on The Wet Load on Your Sexual Partners Face While Yelling "A-Whooooooooooo!" (Like What A Werewolf, Wolf, Coyote, Dog, Canine sounds like, If Done Correctly She Should look like a Werewolf. Also Called A Wolfman
"Yeah, We Went To My Place, We Watched THE MONSTER SQUAD, Then I Hit That Bitch With A Werewolf Of My Own."
The Werewolf by Ibble February 18, 2005

The Werewolf 

Being so sexually depraved that you'll shag anything no matter how ugly or rancid.

Can be cured by wanking - to provide post nut clarity.
"Oii mush The Werewolf came out last night, fucked some ugly bird from tinder"

Killing the werewolf 

Shaving any stray hairs growing between the eyebrows. These may otherwise have grown into a unibrow, thus causing you to look like a werewolf.
Her: Come on! Let's go already!
Him: Yeah, I'll be right out. I'm just killing the werewolf.
Killing the werewolf by Aulin July 21, 2009
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026