The Vegan

A sex practive where a person with a penis dips their balls into hummus and then teabags their vegan partner.
The hummus can also be substituted for guacamole.

mom: where did all my hummus go?
me: I did the vegan on Karen last night.

The Vegan by 23angryKarens January 4, 2020

The vegan teacher

A bitch on tiktok

The vegan teacher Tells people to be vegan or they go to hell

The vegan teacher by Ducks_lily September 11, 2020

The vegan teacher

A skinny ass mother fucka who is vegan and thinks the whole world should go vegan

The vegan teacher: everyone go vegan and stop hurting animals!
Everyone else: no :)

The vegan teacher by hamburger2020 December 2, 2020

the vegan steamroller 

A sex position where tofu is prepared and cooked, then stuffed in the anus. The partner the ducks the tofu out of them and they both consume it.

Patrick and Larry bought some tofurkey for the vegan steamroller

the vegan steamroller by Jew gaser March 20, 2017

The vegan teacher

A person who believes animals are human and can speak English ://

And is mentally not stable and will never be

The vegan teacher:

*baby pig cooked on dinner looking like a 5 course meal* (writing on the poster) “I was someone’s baby, please eat tofu instead”

Me; girl. Woman, old lady. Animals are human now? You said a animal was begging for its life when it died? How do you know? Does it speak English then?

The vegan teacher by Red samurai October 21, 2021

The vegan milk-shakes 

When you have too much caffiene and not enough fats in your system so you get the shakes.

Damn shawty I can't sit still, I've got the vegan milk-shakes!

The vegan milk-shakes by Mmmmmmmung November 2, 2022

Spot the Vegan

A game commonly played on reddit, tumblr, and other comment-based social media based on the fact that vegans will usually passionately mention their beliefs when veganism is mentioned (or more often, insulted). After the vegan comment is posted, a third party will simply comment "Found the vegan".

Person A: This is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.

Vegan: You mean the person that actually has respect for animals and doesn't brutally slaughter them because they "taste good"?

Person B: Found the vegan.

Spot the Vegan by an anonymous contributer December 31, 2013