the tavern 

aka the tortuga, the chillest place in the 'well. open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week...one stop here and all your worries will be drunken away.
*parking located in the rear

-dude, what the fuck are we gonna do tonight??
-are you fucking stupid?? the tavern you dumb fuck

the tavern by Tavern Crew February 10, 2005

hit over the head by the tavern bitch 

typically meaning incredibly drunk, or pasted. origin: possibly coming from old days when tavern mades would hit a drunk man when he hit on her or was acting dumb

"hey ssss-ss-sexy thang yooooou wan somthin ta drink"
"fuck-off" (hitting noise)
"ooooow bitch!"

hit over the head by the tavern bitch by heavy drinker September 18, 2003

hello from the magic tavern 

A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon! Hosted by family abandoner Arnie Kniecamp. Co-hosted by Chunt the shapeshifter/gaurd/king-of-the-badger and Usidore wizard of the 12th realm of Ephysiyies, master of light and shadow, manipulator of magical delights, devour of chaos, champion of the great halls of Terr'akkas, the elves know him as Fi'ang Yalok, the dwarves know him as Zoenen Hoogstandjes, he is known in the North east as Gaismuenas Meistar, and has other secret names we don't know yet. They interview magical creatures every week, and try to defeat the Dark Lord. It all started behind a Burger King drive-thru...

I need too find the portal to help the hosts of Hello From the Magic Tavern! Or i could just sit here with my spiced potatoes and rainbow bowls.

hello from the magic tavern by Tapzap Randomicus March 21, 2019

The Big Fish Tavern 

(Proper noun)
'The Big Fish Tavern', otherwise commonly referred to as "The Big Fish" by the locals, is a pub located in a town called Caboolture, that is located in the south-eastern region of Queensland. And by locals it is said to hold great magical wonders, but only on a Friday night.

Person 1: "I went to 'The Big Fish Tavern' last Friday, it was great!"
Person 2: "What's 'The Big Fish' like? I've heard it's great."
Person 1: "It really is, you should go to 'The Big Fish' sometime."

The Big Fish Tavern by Nato_W August 21, 2023

Tavern on the Groin 

Any bar that encourages body shots.

Sure, I'd like a drink but I am feeling kind of slutty tonight. Wanna hit up a Tavern on the Groin?

Tavern on the Groin by arbeit September 2, 2016