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An establishment built by the gods themselves, where the sun is always shining, the beats are always bangin' the beers are always flowing & the darts are always burning!

The dress code is googs & tonight's entertainment is ketamine

A club house where only the prestigious are welcome,
Dude1: "Man, can't wait to finish work, get to Joeys Tavern and get off my chops on gear"

Dude2: "shut the fuck up strom"
Tavern by XL.stretfighter September 6, 2012
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The stinky house covered in peepee where all the boys can get smacked and forget their problems
Dude, tavern was lit last night
Tavern by GIUSEPPENIS January 30, 2017
the word tavern originates from the surf spot McCauleys, located in the Illawarra NSW Aus. Created by a local bodyboarder, which was originally used to describe a wave (usually a large hollow slab type). The word then was slowly transformed into a adjective, expressing various things such as surf tricks.
That wave was fucking tavern!
Man that carve was tavern as!
Did you see that tavern? It was insane!
tavern by 2515 August 30, 2009
A type of bar or store where rum and other liquors are sold. They were mostly ran back in the 1700-1800s.
Mom: Hun, run by the tavern today and pick up a bucket of rum for daddy.
Tavern by Megan Lusnick June 17, 2017

tavern ham 

Pussy that has been aged from years of sitting on a bar stool at the local tavern. Most often having a salty taste with a honey glazed looked about it.
In need of a slam piece for the night, I dragged home some regional tavern ham. It was like a wizards sleeve blowin' in the wind.
tavern ham by Jcover June 27, 2014

tavern shack

A bedroom commonly dedicated to fucking the baddest bitches and hangin with the most gucci homies.
"Yo Dan, wanna go fuck some bitches in the tavern shack?", Said Ty and Ash.
tavern shack by Dick Pumper January 28, 2014

Tavern Tan 

The type of tan that only appears on your face and is the product of a lot of drinking.
That guy loves drinking so much that he has a permanent tavern tan.
Tavern Tan by Bobar the Bobarian March 24, 2009
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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