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An establishment built by the gods themselves, where the sun is always shining, the beats are always bangin' the beers are always flowing & the darts are always burning!

The dress code is googs & tonight's entertainment is ketamine

A club house where only the prestigious are welcome,
Dude1: "Man, can't wait to finish work, get to Joeys Tavern and get off my chops on gear"

Dude2: "shut the fuck up strom"
Tavern by XL.stretfighter September 6, 2012
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The stinky house covered in peepee where all the boys can get smacked and forget their problems
Dude, tavern was lit last night
Tavern by GIUSEPPENIS January 30, 2017
the word tavern originates from the surf spot McCauleys, located in the Illawarra NSW Aus. Created by a local bodyboarder, which was originally used to describe a wave (usually a large hollow slab type). The word then was slowly transformed into a adjective, expressing various things such as surf tricks.
That wave was fucking tavern!
Man that carve was tavern as!
Did you see that tavern? It was insane!
tavern by 2515 August 30, 2009
A type of bar or store where rum and other liquors are sold. They were mostly ran back in the 1700-1800s.
Mom: Hun, run by the tavern today and pick up a bucket of rum for daddy.
Tavern by Megan Lusnick June 17, 2017

tavern ham 

Pussy that has been aged from years of sitting on a bar stool at the local tavern. Most often having a salty taste with a honey glazed looked about it.
In need of a slam piece for the night, I dragged home some regional tavern ham. It was like a wizards sleeve blowin' in the wind.
tavern ham by Jcover June 27, 2014

tavern shack

A bedroom commonly dedicated to fucking the baddest bitches and hangin with the most gucci homies.
"Yo Dan, wanna go fuck some bitches in the tavern shack?", Said Ty and Ash.
tavern shack by Dick Pumper January 28, 2014

Tavern Tan 

The type of tan that only appears on your face and is the product of a lot of drinking.
That guy loves drinking so much that he has a permanent tavern tan.
Tavern Tan by Bobar the Bobarian March 24, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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