the swimmer 

When you rape a girl behind a dumpster and get off.

Dude I pulled off the swimmer last night!

...im calling the police

the swimmer by TylerMemer99 December 13, 2017

Reagan The swimmer

Reagan his the best friend I have ever met she has made my life so much better I love her dearly she is loyal kind aggressive and all I could ask for love ya reg!

Hey Reagan the swimmer want to hang?

Reagan The swimmer by Ngd123456 January 11, 2026

Hottie lamati with the swimmers body 

A hot guy, whos very fit and swims.
Originates from a hannah montanah episode

A: did u see jack?
B: noo
A: ohh thats too bad hes a hottie lamati with the swimmers body
B: oooh sounds nice. whered you see him?

Hottie lamati with the swimmers body by fgvhbnvfghbjnkm September 29, 2012

I couldn't stop the swimmers 

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation

Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!

I couldn't stop the swimmers by von groovy April 13, 2019

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<.7.9.7.6.>Let Me Smack YOur BAck To THe Szimmer Up<.7.9.7.6.> by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.>Let Me Smack YOur BAck TO The Simmer Up<.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.> by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

cant simmer the zimmer 

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".

1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man

cant simmer the zimmer by alienman September 6, 2013