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the spits 

That watery feeling you get in your mouth right before you puke.
"That vodka was fucking gross. I was fighting the spits for a good twenty minutes after that shot."
the spits by hot like sauce September 19, 2011

the spits and the spins 

This is when you've had way too much to drink and you're on the verge of being sick. The spits refers to the salty, watery mouth feeling when you're about to puke, and the spins refers to the dizziness.
Last night, Caroline drank til she had the spits and the spins.

Only good for the spits 

The person is only good for performing oral sex
Jimmy: Shawty a treesh she only good for the spits

Tom: Facts

swinging the spits 

a saying meaning or, wanting to receive oral sex
“yo that party was live last night.”

“yea that girl in my class was swinging the spits!”

aint with the shits

basically means you aren't down with something
bruh try this lean!
nah man i aint with the shits
aint with the shits by dustybelle January 21, 2017

have the shits 

To have diarrhea. To go to the bathroom and evacuate your bowels in liquid form.

It can also be used if you have a lot of belly pain and have to go constantly to the bathroom for number two.
Poor Mary, she has the shits.
My cat had the shits last night.
I think I have the shits.
have the shits by NAjA November 26, 2013
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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