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The Soft Nut
When a man's masturbated so many times in a day that he can no longer get a full erection, but still manages to ejaculate.
The Soft Nut by BlasphemingGod November 3, 2013
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the soft dick by Doomie June 7, 2004
the soft meat
When your dick isn't hard.
Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.
Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.
Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.
the soft meat by LongSlong69 July 2, 2014
the soft meat
When your dick isn't hard.
Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.
Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.
Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.
the soft meat by LongSlong69 July 2, 2014
The Soft Shift
(Verb) The unethical act of your Precinct's Captain or Lieutenant (in some cases Sergeant), assigning a shift to you with no prior notice or attempts to inform you.
The Soft Shift is typically accompanied by a firm, "come on (your name)... I know you saw it on your schedule... and now I don't have any other Officers to get it covered..."
The Soft Shift by Salty_LEO_1984 July 25, 2019
Dry kick a baby in the soft spot
When u are so angry you are willing to locate an innocent baby,finding and marking it's soft spot then after placing it appropriately kicking said baby in the well marked soft spot with all the strength you can muster.
When I found out that guy ripped me off and I wasn't getting my dope I was so angry I wanted to dry kick a baby in the soft spot!! Fucking goof!!!
Dry kick a baby in the soft spot by PRINCESS NUT BUCKET October 3, 2022
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