the skeptrion

A dangerously stupid sex move where one partner does a handstand on a spinning office chair while the other runs full speed from across the room to “enter” mid-spin (while both are fully naked and blindfolded by the way). The momentum usually sends both parties crashing into a wall, headbutting each other so hard it causes memory loss, slurred speech, and in rare cases, forgetting how to read and being extremely fucking retarded.
person: dude, my friend tried the Skeptrion during last nights party and woke up insisting he’s in the class called 7/26/2025, and he even thinks 7+0=0, we’re gonna host an event where he does basic math on stream.

person2: i’ll be there.
by pzmy August 11, 2025
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