The Vextro is a mythical German sex move so bizarre it supposedly makes both partners forget their own names; it starts with the “Vextro Prime” lying naked in a glass canoe filled with whipped cream while the “Counter-Thrust” stands on a wobbly step ladder wearing a gas mask and humming Beethoven’s 5th; Prime is spun in the canoe by three naked men in lederhosen until they reach exactly 43 RPM, at which point Counter-Thrust cannonballs in, locking thighs with Prime to create a “meat gyroscope” that generates enough friction to set nearby houseplants on fire; mid-spin, a trained pigeon wearing lingerie swoops down to drop a cherry into Prime’s mouth, which must be swallowed without chewing or the Vextro “fails” and both must start over; the move ends when the canoe tips, dumping both into a pit of lukewarm jelly where a disoriented referee in clown makeup declares a winner based on “style points”, survivors report dizziness, speaking only in rhymes for 48 hours, and an unshakable fear of whipped cream, this can result to death.
john: no one can survive this move, not even the man who invented it.
jayden: i’ll do this watch me.
8 weeks later, jayden was found dead with his jaw and legs missing which is completely unrelated to the vextro
jayden: i’ll do this watch me.
8 weeks later, jayden was found dead with his jaw and legs missing which is completely unrelated to the vextro
by pzmy August 11, 2025
Get the the vextromug. sex move performed only with someone whose hair is whiter than fresh snow and skin even whiter, amplified by the bizarre requirement that both partners wear extremely pink fake toy dog during the act. The move starts in pitch darkness; as the pink clothes are removed, the blinding flash from one’s skin and hair forces both partners into fighting eachother, touch-only scramble, during which the toy dog claws are used to “trace constellations” across each other’s bodies at dizzying speed. At the peak, the combined glare and claw-scratching create a phenomenon known as the “Snowquake,” allegedly bright enough to set off nearby car alarms and scare actual dogs within a two-mile radius. Survivors claim when doing this move correctly you WILL experience a flashbang.
i’m running out of fucking ideas for the examples
ohh jamarcus had sex with his best friend by doing the pvsd and causing a giant flashbang with her fucking white ass skin
ohh jamarcus had sex with his best friend by doing the pvsd and causing a giant flashbang with her fucking white ass skin
by pzmy August 13, 2025
Get the the pvsdmug. A dangerously stupid sex move where one partner does a handstand on a spinning office chair while the other runs full speed from across the room to “enter” mid-spin (while both are fully naked and blindfolded by the way). The momentum usually sends both parties crashing into a wall, headbutting each other so hard it causes memory loss, slurred speech, and in rare cases, forgetting how to read and being extremely fucking retarded.
person: dude, my friend tried the Skeptrion during last nights party and woke up insisting he’s in the class called 7/26/2025, and he even thinks 7+0=0, we’re gonna host an event where he does basic math on stream.
person2: i’ll be there.
person2: i’ll be there.
by pzmy August 11, 2025
Get the the skeptrionmug. 44s iconic quote for when his pc wouldn’t turn on, and he’s fucking retarded and thinks blackmail (extortion) means bricking a computer.
by pzmy August 13, 2025
Get the who extorted my pcmug.