the seen

When someone knowingly ignores a text or snapchat and doesn't respond.

Beccy:"Oh how is John"
Janet:"I don't know he has been giving me the seen all day"

by CosmicBlur December 3, 2016

the seen zone

When you message someone (usually on Facebook) and the person has seen your last message you sent them but do not reply. Often wrongly mistaken with the Friend Zone.

I was messaging Anna on Facebook and she saw my message but didn't reply. I think she has put me in the seen zone !

by Axton August 13, 2014

got the seen

an expression used when there's a pause in chat activity.

Similar to "dead chat", but different in the way that everyone is watching the chat waiting for someone to say something while "dead chat" simply has no engagement. "got the seen" is used in the context of what would be an awkward silence.

*last message 5 min ago*
me: "got the seen"
(seen by 10+ people)

by dringer777 December 21, 2022

hasn't seen the football since the kickoff

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.

The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.

by Forensics Shiznit May 18, 2020

I ain't never seen the beat

To think someone or something is acting crazy and/or abnormal and be at a loss of words about it.

Same asthat beats all

When Scotty and Cody were acting bipolar and nuts, Gina said " I ain't never seen the beat."

by Kerry G. and Regina W. October 26, 2007

Have You Seen The Cannibal Holocaust?

A slightly more PG version of asking if someone is not a virgin. The opposite of asking someone if they've played Fortnite, which is basically asking if they are a virgin.

CONTEXT: Cannibal Holocaust is a 1980 film that has been banned in several countries for how violent it is.

Louis: "Have you seen the cannibal holocaust?"
Elliot: "I haven't"
Louis: "So you play Fortnite then."

by buy me free games November 4, 2018

Have you seen the shoelace video?

A code phrase used by those in the tickle community to find other members. It was originally derived from the Tumblr user code, “I like your shoelaces.” The correct response from someone who is in the tickle community is, “Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.”

Secret Lee: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.
Secret Lee: …holy shit

Secret Ler: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Random Oblivious Bystander: No…? What shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Never mind, I’ll try to remember send it to you later.

by Spontanoose January 15, 2022