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The Sam

When you’re so drunk you black out and use all of the knowledge you’ve obtained from 5 years of college to simultaneously throw up in a toilet while shitting in a tiny trash can.
Only alumni have gracefully mastered the art of The Sam.
by sammysamsamsam June 20, 2020
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The Sam

Cunt who doesnt pay you back, even when he hurts you
OMG hes being the sam right now, he drop kicked me into table and still wont pay me back for Arma 3!
by Penis man 302 June 10, 2019
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The SAM

The Split-Attraction Model. For those who identify their sexual orientation and romantic orientation differently, for instance biromantic homosexual, aromantic heteroexual, asexual homoromantic, or other identities along these lines. Some people wish to seperate their identities in this manner, however some do not, and are often called non-SAM insert orientation.
Kim: Martha identifies as a non-SAM aromantic, meaning they do not identify with any sexuality, and feel little to no romantic attraction
Tom: What.
Kim: She doesn't identify with the SAM. Just check the other UD links it'll make sense eventually.
by nonsamtom April 25, 2022
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the Sam Elliot

one partner hot karls the other, then dips the first three fingers of each hand in the poo. The dirty fingered partner then wipes the fingers, starting directly under the nose, out and down, at a 45 degree angle from the nostril, stopping at the bottom lip,to create a poo mustache. volia, the sam elliot.
it was incredible, i had this freaky ho, lauren, and she was cool with the hot karl, but, surprise surprise she got the sam elliot. I loved, she...not so much.
by 5th squad January 17, 2008
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The Sam Nelson

A variation of salad tossing, must be between two consenting males and must be in the infamous 69 position.
Person one: Damn bro you stick!
Person two: Dude i just hit the sam nelson!
by Bjdub April 18, 2009
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The Sam Effect

When Sam feeds for first 30 minutes of a DotA game, only to come back by last hitting all the enemies he can.
Tom: "OMG Sam is feeding again on Sniper"
Darren: "Don't worry he'll come back from our god tier 9k plays later on and carry us"
Tom: "Thank fuck, I'm too retarded to carry us lategame"
Darren: ""The Sam Effect" it never ends"
Tom: "Fucking kill me"
by Joe. King October 7, 2016
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The Sam davies

The Sam Davies is slang for as mating call that a hot but sexy man does when he wants little boys to poo in his mouth
Luca: Hey Alfie did you hear about Jack, apparently he was doing The Sam davies!
Alfie: Really? I always knew he liked poo!
by TheLoverofgod July 18, 2023
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