the ronan

The act of getting a woman to go to bed with you but fucking it up by revealing the size of your small penis or saying something so embarrassing that the woman leaving.

I heard John got layed last night.

No, he did the ronan

Ah better look next time

by bolingollimbombo February 4, 2017

Ronan the accuser

Pretty much marvels equivalent to Kylo ren and the main antagonist in marvels guardians of the galaxy. He whines and complains about everything and is scared of thanos and tries to blow up Xandar because he has the galaxy’s biggest grudge

He is killed by the power of friendship when star lord, Drax, gamora, and rocket raccoon using the power stone to blow him up

Jim: hey stan did you see guardians of the galaxy that Ronan the accuser guy was a real whiner
Stan: that’s really cool Jim

by StarLord_Did_Nothing_Wrong August 13, 2018

The Rogan Tuck

Inspired by the fact that Joe Rogan and Tucker Carlson are two sides of the same coin.

Commonly, when a homophobic guy allows two other guys to shit on him while he simultaneously gets off by sounding his penis with a cowboy catheter.

" That guy is a bigoted piece of shit, but I saw him begging for The Rogan Tuck on Craigslist last week. Fucking hypocrite. "

by Dr. Bananacheeze October 22, 2022

The Rohan Theory

The Rohan Theory is something that has been growing on this website for a time unprecedented. When it comes to searching Rohan on the Urban dictionary, the result will only one of two things, people who hate Rohans, or people who have a crush on them. mostly the latter.

Are some people jealous of what it means to be a true Rohan? or are there truly some dastardly Rohans out there. I can't say I know as I've never met a bad Rohan.

Any proof of a "dastardly Rohan" is to be provided to your local county sheriff for further insight into the phenomenon, For one bad Rohan can taint the reputation of all Rohans.

Subject 1: I've dedicated the last 3 years of my life exploring and studying The Rohan Theory to find out once and for all why there is no middle ground when they are addressed.

Subject 2: Middle ground?

Subject 1: People either love Rohans, or hate them, there's never an in-between, its positively Baffling.

Subject 2: What's Baffling is your inability to pull bitches, get a life, bro.

by swag be my balls January 2, 2023

The Rodans

An alternative band spawned from Lancaster, Pennsylvania that is actually good.

"I just bought The Rodans's new EP, Child."

by sextamus March 8, 2010

The Roanoker

The act of a bald man performing oral sex on a female while she is dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.

Kate rubbed Richards bald head while he gave her the Roanoker in the bathroom at the SL pool.

by Chauncy22 August 3, 2022

The Joe Rogan

The Joe Rogan is an exquisite sandwich first crafted on a hot and humid summer evening in Northern Indiana. It was around the middle of the second decade of the 21st century when this awe inspiring sandwich came into this world. The Joe Rogan combines the exotic flavor profile of an American classic, the Sloppy Joe, and the undeniable deliciousness of the world renowned Perogie.

First, the Sloppy Joe is assembled (extra shloppy if you're into that sort of thing) minus the top bun. Then, anywhere from 1 to however many god damn Perogies you'd like are placed on top of that sloppy, saucy pile of meat. Add the top bun and you're ready to board the flavortown express. Or, spice things up a bit with some sauce or other condiments to your hearts desire.

Oh, and for you carb cutter's out there, simply omit the bun and you'll have yourself a nice Joe Rogan salad.

"Wow, The Joe Rogan is the best sandwich known to man"

"This Joe Rogan is delicious but it is filling"

"Oh man, this Joe Rogan sure is tasty"

"I caught a case of the meat sweats after my ninth Joe Rogan last night"

by hairypuma March 7, 2019