the roaster

The appropriate description of defecating on an oven tray which is then placed in the oven on high bake, ideally fan, and with the oven closed, left to roast.

Man, this party sucks. Lets do the Roaster and get the hell outta here!

by Pete Kampas August 21, 2007

chumming the rooster

puking on the shaft while giving head

While getting head she went too deep and starting chumming the rooster.

by kingsmen January 10, 2014

Ripening The Rooster

The act of masturbating before you have the ability too jizz.

Jimmy told me to get the cum out, but I told him I was still Ripening The Rooster.

by muhk33 October 23, 2011

hear the rooster

To understand, or grasp a concept. Said when confirming a friend understands, or agrees.

You just need to lay low, you hear the rooster?

by pluto897 November 4, 2009

Steve The Rooster

Steve is one or more roosters that roost every morning on the live cam feeds watching the war in Gaza. Steve is a legend and a God. We are waiting to see if Steve survives every night of bombing. #STEVE2024

Bro I haven't slept in 4 days making sure Steve the Rooster sings his song ever morning. Steve for president.

by Stevetherooster October 11, 2023

stole the rooster's pants

When someone makes a silly comment, suggesting something as ridiculous as stealing a rooster's pants right off of his body. Can be used effectively in several countries, including the USA, Bulgaria, and Thailand. This phrase also has potential sexual implications.

Joey (a US citizen): "Wow, I could really use some delicious Thai food right now."
Margaret: "You should go to Thailand to get some. I hear it is delicious over there."
Joey: "You just stole the rooster's pants! Of course I can't go to Thailand!

by Joseph Tottleson January 25, 2023

The Rooster

An insane human being who loves to drink beer and fuck shit up. "The Rooster" gives no shits about anything and won't hesitate to slice your throat if you fuck with him. "The Rooster" is a crazy beast who fears nothing. During "The Roosters" free time he enjoys getting shitty wasted and destroying everything around him, including Doug."The Rooster" is one of the funniest men on earth and can make you laugh your ass off or cry in fear for your life. So make sure you're on his good side or ....... YOU CAN GET FUCKED.

"The Rooster"

by StopSignSmasher October 4, 2013