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The Ricefields 

The Rice Fields (Ground Zero) is situated in Realm 0 on the edge of the omniverse. This realm is guarded by Franku and humble abode to Salamander Man. It is also speculated that a high concentration of autism causes the large amount of rice in this realm via a process known as the Cchan Effect. Frank used to live here, but has now migrated to the Nairobi Desert. Upon entering The Ricefields an individual is often subjected to a bizarre and often homoerotic initiation ritual. Few experts have been subjected to this ritual and all are unwilling to speak of it in detail. It is believed to begin with a ceremonial greeting similar to the one shown in the gallery. The Ricefields are both distrubing yet a place to marvel at. Few who are banished to the horrid place come back with full sanity. You tend to lose your sense of time as well considering time is measured in Chromosomes there.
The Ricefields by The Squid Pizza October 27, 2016
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welcome to the rice fields mother fucker

To inform a person that they are in the rice fields
Welcome to the rice fields mother fucker here is where you'll work

My times in the Rice Fields 

A moment in your life that signifies an impactful yet slightly traumatic event that had an overall beneficial affect to your character arch.
“Hey Mau, how are you feeling?” “Considering I was just attacked by 12 Starving African children for my pizza scraps, I’m ok.” “Damn that’s intense” “Yeah. Reminds me of My Times in the Rice Fields”

Back to the rice fields

Back to the rice fields: it means to tell the Asian person that you are arguing to go back to the rice Fields
Ching chong guy: *speaks*
Jimmy: BACK TO THE RICE FIELDS. CHING CHONG YOU DID IT WRONG!
Ching chong: BING BONG! *orders dog soup*

Magic on the Rice Fields

A term used to describe a euphoric dawn. Can be transferrable across many contexts to express the wonders of life... first heard in Goa.
"Magic on the Rice Fields this morning, bit of low lying frost...but otherwise good stuff!"
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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