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the realest 

Desiree is the realest and best friend ever.
the realest by funnygirljit April 5, 2023

the realest bitches 

A club that the one and only Olivia created for her and her true hoes #kirgin
The Realest Bitches are down to 3 members

the realest label 

Obie, D-Twizzie, G-Unit, 50, we the realest fuckin' label fo' sho'.
the realest label by Nick D March 21, 2003

The Realest Nigga Doing It 

A handsome young male named Caleb Sumpter who is cool, tough, and awesome. He is half white, half black, and half real nigga. He lives in Lansing, MI and everyone in the city knows him.
Jill: Who's that?
Amy: Thats The Realest Nigga Doing It. Are you not from here?
Jill: No I'm from Japan
Amy: Explains why you can't speak English.

The Realest Label 

Mainstream: Shady Records
Underground: Project Ace Records
The Realest Label by xlae-x March 25, 2003

the realest nigga to ever walk planet earth

It’s simple Joshua Gordon the realest nigga to ever walk planet earth
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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