Skip to main content
meaning one's ipod, often used when being super cool
Listening to Nevermore. I think this has to go on the pod
The Pod by Brendar January 26, 2011
Words you can keep
The name for you tightest group of friends.

The popular kids at school.

People of Distinction.
Mom: Who will be at the party?

Kid: Just the Pod and I.
The Pod by Holcollmook January 13, 2017

porn on the pod 

Having one or multiple porno flicks on your i pod.
Jim: whats that fucker doing in there
Rob: I think hes beatin off to his porn on the pod.
porn on the pod by Bmw 540i March 4, 2006

Friend Of The Pod

A sarcastic twist on the phrase “friend of the podcast” used in shows to describe guests. It’s used most commonly a euphemism for war criminal or pedophile.
In a tragic turn of events, Friend Of The Pod Jefferey Epstein passed away last night.
Friend Of The Pod by Fishpond Ruins February 22, 2023

POD the SOCC

POD the SOCC is an abbreviation. It stands for "Provider of Dick the Saviour Of Chubby Chicks" and it refers to a, more or less, fit guy who cleverly fucks chubby/chunky girls. These girls normally doesnt get a fair amount of girth-units, ENTER POD the SOCC.
"I went to a party this weekend where all the smooth girls were taken and the rest of them were fat fucks, had to unleash POD the SOCC"
POD the SOCC by Mettalmania December 14, 2018

The Podracer

A sexual position that's about as pleasant for the receiving partner as "Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones" was to the public. This position is similar to doggy style, except the catchers arms are behind their back, like the handles of a podracer. Infrequently, the penetrating party will stop and say "Looks like young Skywalker has stalled!" while putting their thumb up the receiving party's ass, mimicking Anakin trying to restart his podracer. During climax, the penetrator donkey punches their partner and yells, as loud as possible, "Now this is podracing!"
Cody: Bro Stacey is crazy! she let me give her the podracer on the second date!
Sam: did you stall her engines?
Cody: Yeah it took me at least 3 minutes to start it back up again. She's totally wild!
The Podracer by skcfan16 January 7, 2019

absterge the podex 

Literary language for wiping one's ass
After hearing his speech, many thought the politician should take a few moments to absterge the podex.
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
Next