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The name for you tightest group of friends.

The popular kids at school.

People of Distinction.
Mom: Who will be at the party?

Kid: Just the Pod and I.
The Pod by Holcollmook January 13, 2017

porn on the pod 

Having one or multiple porno flicks on your i pod.
Jim: whats that fucker doing in there
Rob: I think hes beatin off to his porn on the pod.
porn on the pod by Bmw 540i March 4, 2006

Friend Of The Pod

A sarcastic twist on the phrase “friend of the podcast” used in shows to describe guests. It’s used most commonly a euphemism for war criminal or pedophile.
In a tragic turn of events, Friend Of The Pod Jefferey Epstein passed away last night.
Friend Of The Pod by Fishpond Ruins February 22, 2023

POD the SOCC

POD the SOCC is an abbreviation. It stands for "Provider of Dick the Saviour Of Chubby Chicks" and it refers to a, more or less, fit guy who cleverly fucks chubby/chunky girls. These girls normally doesnt get a fair amount of girth-units, ENTER POD the SOCC.
"I went to a party this weekend where all the smooth girls were taken and the rest of them were fat fucks, had to unleash POD the SOCC"
POD the SOCC by Mettalmania December 14, 2018

The Podracer

A sexual position that's about as pleasant for the receiving partner as "Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones" was to the public. This position is similar to doggy style, except the catchers arms are behind their back, like the handles of a podracer. Infrequently, the penetrating party will stop and say "Looks like young Skywalker has stalled!" while putting their thumb up the receiving party's ass, mimicking Anakin trying to restart his podracer. During climax, the penetrator donkey punches their partner and yells, as loud as possible, "Now this is podracing!"
Cody: Bro Stacey is crazy! she let me give her the podracer on the second date!
Sam: did you stall her engines?
Cody: Yeah it took me at least 3 minutes to start it back up again. She's totally wild!
The Podracer by skcfan16 January 7, 2019

absterge the podex 

Literary language for wiping one's ass
After hearing his speech, many thought the politician should take a few moments to absterge the podex.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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