The Pizza Man

"The Pizza Man" is a scene from the popular television show Supernatural. In the scene, Castiel is watching the TV while Sam and Dean are researching. He then says "It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, then why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she's done something wrong?", as he had been watching porn.

Castiel: *Kisses Meg*
Meg: Where did that come from?
Castiel: I learned that from the pizza man.

The Pizza Man by DestielLover4Life June 28, 2019

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Kénji The Pizza Man

Literally the fucking incarnate of God's Holy will. He has the magic ability to deliver pizza to anyone in the known universe. His pizza company is rather special being named "Pizza Nut". His Pizza is made of the finest Tiddy milk dough harvested from the most organic anime girls. Don't get him mad cause he'll eat your ass through your mouth then steal your toenail collection jar. His side abilities include being a complete fucking nuisance, kik findering thots, and fucking over everyone in a general area.

Customer: "Ay yo gimme one of them Large Tiddy Milk Dough extra furry meat Pizza, extra mayonnaise on that bitch"

Kénji The Pizza Man: "Yeah Yeah Homie I gotchu bitch I'll be there in a couple weeks"

Kénji The Pizza Man by Kénji Lescara March 13, 2019

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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