An advanced technique used by the ancient italians to stimulate the
anus and vagina simultaneously. The move, performed only by the bravest of the brave, involves placing the left
fist into the anal canal and the
right fist in the vagina. Move each fist vigorously in the up and down direction, as if running. The move has been carried down from generation to generation and has been commercialized in the pizza making industry. Almost all pizza makers have perfected this move, just
ask their wives.