the parascope

n. a penis trick, while in a hot tub descretely remove your penis from your swimwear, then slowly raise your body until the tip of the penis has breached the surface to the surprise of the other hot tub residence.

Dude you are so gay! i can't believe you just did the parascope without warning me first.

Oh my god, we were in the hot tub with my parents and my boyfriend actually did the parascope!

by MB DUB February 22, 2006

the periscope

The act of hiding your boner between your underwear and your belly so that it faces up 180 degrees, maintaining stealth. The head of the penis sticks out of the pants but is masked by the underwear, jeans, shorts, and/or shirt emulating a periscope. Using the periscope allows you to do everyday activities, while walking around with a massive errection. (for best results use with belt)

I felt nervous to solve the math equation in front of the class, but then I just used the periscope.

I hope parents don't get the wrong idea when I am at the daycare with my raging hard-on, thank God my step-dad taught me the periscope.

by John Paul VII August 26, 2012

The 2 Axes of the Parascience Spectrum

A foundational model for understanding parascience—fields of inquiry that exist alongside conventional science without necessarily opposing it—along two fundamental dimensions. The first axis runs from Empirically Testable (claims that could potentially be investigated through observation and experiment) to Empirically Untestable (claims that currently resist scientific investigation due to methodology limits or phenomenon nature). The second axis runs from Mainstream-Compatible (findings could potentially integrate with conventional science) to Mainstream-Incompatible (findings would require fundamental revision of scientific paradigms). These two axes create four parascience categories: testable-compatible (fringe physics, some parapsychology research), testable-incompatible (phenomena that would break known physics if confirmed), untestable-compatible (philosophical questions, some spiritual experiences), untestable-incompatible (realms claimed to be beyond any possible investigation). The model reveals that parascience isn't a single thing—it's a diverse landscape of claims with different relationships to scientific method and scientific orthodoxy.

The 2 Axes of the Parascience Spectrum "You lump all parascience together as 'woo.' The 2 Axes show otherwise: telepathy research is testable but incompatible (would break physics). Meditation experiences are untestable but compatible (they don't contradict science). Different axes, different statuses. Not all parascience is the same kind of not-science."

by Dumu The Void February 25, 2026

The 4 Axes of the Parascience Spectrum

An expanded model adding two crucial dimensions for finer discrimination. Axis 1: Testable-Untestable (can we investigate this?). Axis 2: Compatible-Incompatible (would it fit current science?). Axis 3: Experiential-Experimental (known through personal experience vs. potentially replicable in lab). Axis 4: Subjective-Objective (exists only for experiencer vs. potentially intersubjective). These four axes create sixteen parascience positions. Near-death experiences are untestable (can't replicate dying), incompatible (consciousness without brain? that's a revolution), experiential (known through personal reports), subjective (each experience unique). Telepathy research is testable, incompatible, experimental, potentially objective. The 4 Axes reveal that parascience debates often confuse these dimensions—dismissing subjective experiences as if they should meet experimental standards.

The 4 Axes of the Parascience Spectrum "You say NDEs aren't real because they can't be replicated in a lab. The 4 Axes show category error: NDEs are on the experiential, subjective end of the spectrum. Applying experimental, objective standards is like judging poetry by grammar rules. Wrong tool for the domain."

by Dumu The Void February 25, 2026

The 6 Axes of the Parascience Spectrum

A comprehensive model adding dimensions of explanation and tradition. Axis 1: Testable-Untestable. Axis 2: Compatible-Incompatible. Axis 3: Experiential-Experimental. Axis 4: Subjective-Objective. Axis 5: Explained-Mysterious (could be explained by known mechanisms vs. genuinely mysterious). Axis 6: Traditional-Novel (ancient wisdom vs. recent claims). These six axes generate sixty-four parascience positions. Homeopathy is testable, incompatible (with pharmacology), experimental, objective (would work for anyone if real), explained (dilution can't work), novel (historically, not ancient). Meditation experiences are untestable, compatible, experiential, subjective, explained (neuroscience explains some), traditional. The 6 Axes reveal that parascience is a multidimensional space where ancient traditions and modern claims occupy very different coordinates.

The 6 Axes of the Parascience Spectrum "You think all parascience is equally valid or invalid. The 6 Axes show otherwise: meditation has tradition, compatibility, explanation on its side—it's on the compatible end. Homeopathy has none of that—it's testable and fails, incompatible with known science, explained in the 'doesn't work' sense. Same parascience label, completely different positions."

by Dumu The Void February 25, 2026

The 8 Axes of the Parascience Spectrum

A detailed model adding dimensions of practitioner community and relationship to science. Axis 1: Testable-Untestable. Axis 2: Compatible-Incompatible. Axis 3: Experiential-Experimental. Axis 4: Subjective-Objective. Axis 5: Explained-Mysterious. Axis 6: Traditional-Novel. Axis 7: Insiders-Outsiders (studied by believers vs. studied by skeptics). Axis 8: Integrative-Separatist (seeks integration with science vs. rejects scientific worldview). These eight axes create 256 parascience positions. Psychedelic research was outsider, integrative, testable, potentially compatible—and is becoming mainstream. UFOlogy is often insider (believers doing research), separatist (distrust of official science), testable in principle, incompatible (if aliens are here), mysterious, novel. The 8 Axes demonstrate that parascience isn't just about claims—it's about communities and their relationship to the scientific establishment.

The 8 Axes of the Parascience Spectrum "UFO research and psychedelic research are both parascience, right? The 8 Axes show the difference: psychedelic research is integrative (wants to work with science), outsider (now insider), testable, compatible. UFOlogy is separatist (distrusts science), insider (believers only), testable but failing, incompatible (if real, it's revolutionary). Same label, completely different trajectories."

by Dumu The Void February 25, 2026

The 12 Axes of the Parascience Spectrum

An ultra-fine-grained model adding dimensions of cultural context and cognitive style. Building on the 8 Axes, we add: Axis 9: Universal-Cultural (claims hold across cultures vs. culturally specific). Axis 10: Empirical-Interpretive (relies on data vs. relies on meaning-making). Axis 11: Literal-Metaphorical (claims are factually true vs. true as metaphor). Axis 12: Practical-Contemplative (aims at intervention vs. aims at understanding). These twelve axes generate 4096 parascience positions. Reiki is testable (and fails tests), incompatible, experiential, subjective, mysterious (to believers), traditional, insider, separatist (often), cultural (Japanese origin), interpretive (energy work as meaning), metaphorical (practitioners may not mean literal), practical (aims to heal). Astrology is testable (fails), incompatible, experimental in principle, objective (would work for anyone), explained (no mechanism), ancient, insider, separatist, cross-cultural, interpretive, literal to believers, practical (guides decisions). The 12 Axes reveal the rich texture of parascience—different phenomena, different purposes, different relationships to evidence and meaning.

The 12 Axes of the Parascience Spectrum "You want to dismiss all parascience with one argument. The 12 Axes show why that fails: Reiki functions as metaphorical, interpretive, practical healing—testing it literally misses the point. Astrology claims to be literal, objective, testable—and fails those tests. Same parascience label, completely different relationships to truth. One size fits none."

by Dumu The Void February 25, 2026