the ming 

Someone who gets mad b words and has more than 0 play. However, he prefers to spend his time with cars rather than his b words.

woah that guy has so many b words! He's def the ming!

the ming by iwanabeming March 21, 2022

The Ming Dynasty 

It’s a sexual move where you get jerked off by your partner with chop sticks, blow your load on a sushi roll and then use said chop sticks to feed it to your partner

Bro I gave my girl The Ming Dynasty last night and she said it made the fish extra salty

The Ming Dynasty by Ba_nanaman November 20, 2024

ming the merciless

An evil kind of person, so evil and oppressive that they obtain the status of ming the merciless.
Brenton kicks everyone from TS in a random cracking of his brain.

Alan: "OMG Brenton! You truely are Ming the Merciless!"

ming the merciless by Alan1 November 8, 2008

Ming the merciless

The act of cumming on a chicks top lip in such a way that it dribbles down in a goatee resembling that of Ming the Merciless.

Dude, I totally gave Jemma a Ming the Merciless last night!

Ming the merciless by Jayb0ne February 22, 2008

ming the merciless

1) Villain in Flash Gordon
2) A term to describe something that is so awful and disgusting, the word "minging" isn't quite harsh enough.

1) Ming the merciless is trying to take over the world again...
2) Oh my god, cheese is so minging, its ming the merciless!

ming the merciless by SpasmicPuppy January 7, 2006

what in the yao ming

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person one: does something dumb
person two: what in the yao ming are you doing

what in the yao ming by rice spice April 27, 2023

The Minging Effect 

A Theory within a paradox between people where they feel utterly cringed or disgusted by another’s features or actions but where they are both equally as cringe or disgusting as one another.

The Minging Effect Theory:

“oh my! Your filth rinks”

“I was just only thinking of the same thing about you?”

The Minging Effect by RowdyRando November 15, 2022