the mile rule

When your girlfriend is In another state so it is socially and politically correct to cheat on her

Carson: Avery is in Alabama

Nash: oh then you can cheat on her
Carson: why?

Nash: cause bro the mile rule

by T$mgang January 19, 2018

1000 mile rule

When you're 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count

Sami: 'You've gotta go on tour with him' Fiona:'Why?'' Sami: Because of the 1000 mile rule, 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count '

by Regina McGregor January 12, 2017

100 Mile Rule

When you are more than 100 miles away from your significant other, you may do whatever you want, including cheat on them

Bob hooked up with Cindy while he was in Vegas, but he knew that his girlfriend Carrie wouldn't mind, because he was covered by the 100 mile rule.

by Sorcyress August 21, 2008

"500 mile rule"

When ever you are 500 miles or more from your home and traveling alone without your other half (boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife) your actions are your own and you can not be held accountable for them.

Mostly in a sexual way.. murder someone and your sorry ass is still going to jail!!

I was at a conference in Vegas and totally hooked up with a hottie... You mean you cheated??? Nope I was covered under the "500 Mile Rule".. I'm all good.

by Knuckle Children December 06, 2007

10,000 mile rule

When you're 10,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count

Sami: 'You've gotta go on tour with him' Fiona:'Why?'' Sami: Because of the 10,000 mile rule, 10,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count '

by Testing12345 October 23, 2017

Fifty-mile rule

Referring to the required distance from one's spouse to engage in guilt-free extra-maraital sex and/or to not be considered infidelity.

It is not reccommended to verify spouse's endorsement of such rule but rather follow it discreetly and only reference it as a matter of last resort.

Susie Employee: "Mr. Anderson, I didn't come to this conference to have sex with you, anyway we're both married!
Mr. Anderson: "But Susie, thats the only reason I brought you here and anyway it's okay, it's not cheating because we are well beyond the Fifty-mile rule!"

by Bob Dobalena November 09, 2007

500 mile rule

If you are more than 500 miles away from home, you can have sex with any nasty pig that is willing, because none of your friends will ever find out.

My shame and guilt were alleviated by my faith in the validity of the 500 mile rule"

by Vitriolic X August 11, 2011