the man upstairs

The Man Upstairs better known as God

I believe the man upstairs is watching over me

by RavenousPlant April 28, 2006

the man upstairs

noun.
a judgmental guy who watches everything I do, can hear everything I say and if I don't give him ten percent of my paycheck every month he'll kick me out.

Tim: Sally I can't have sex with you it will upset the man upstairs.
Sally: wow, Tim I didn't know you were so religious.
Tim: I'm not, I just mean that My landlord Frank is really old fashioned and he might not let me renew my lease.

by Colte the Pirate January 12, 2007

the man upstairs

A voyeur who has nothing better to do than cause wars and punish free thinkers.

You better be close-minded, or the man upstairs will deal with you.

by Dusted September 09, 2006

man upstairs

god (this is also referred in a j. cole song) god

man: "you got lucky, thank the man upstairs"
friend: "your right"

J Cole's singers:" so everyday i thank the man upstairs just for you and me G.O.M.D"

by karla Avila garcia August 12, 2016

the big man upstairs

A deity who lives "on high" in Heaven or another analogous place. Most often refers to the God of Christianity.

Man, I was saved by the big man upstairs the other day, and I feel great!

by melchizedek70x7 November 13, 2013

big man upstairs

A nickname for God, specifically in the Christian faith.

I pray to the big man upstairs every morning.

by BrotherEd July 23, 2016

creepy man upstairs

Ed. aka the man sleeping on your mom's couch who will rape and/or kill you if you go to get some milk. His skin flakes are ingrained in the leather.

Person 1: Hey, go get me some milk
Person 2: Dude, the creepy man upstairs will rape me!

by Plushplush February 12, 2010