the lloyd

a real jerkoff haircut

i went to my barber and the prick gave me the lloyd haircut...i wouldnt even let him cut my grass after this fuckup

by flushtowns fine$t de September 14, 2009

The Lloyd Spin Cycle

The act of whipping your dick out in a random situation, and spinning it around, using only your hips, turning your sick into a propeller of sorts.

Hey dude, my mom wasn't paying attention to me, so I did the Lloyd Spin Cycle and now I'm grounded.

by Quaglemore April 18, 2014

The Lloyd Dobbler

That guy friend who is too good to be true. He's sweet, charismatic, and has a winning personality. Yet, he doesn't want that success and would give it up if the right woman came into his life. The Lloyd Dobbler is also a tragic hero as well, though his intentions are good and his heart is pure, he'll end up getting hurt, sad, and emo when he loses the girl. He may or may not blast a boombox outside her window to confess his love like in "Say Anything" but he'll go to the extremes to prove to the girl he's Mr. Right and pain isn't strong enough to get him down. In the end he may not always get the girl, but at the end of the day he'll still be a romantic, and all his girl friends will swoon over him.

Always pining for the unattainable makes you "The Lloyd Dobbler" and not giving up confirms it.

by m.r. darcy March 12, 2009

Lloyd cole and the commotions

British synth pop band popular in the uk in the 1980's but virtually unheard of in the united States. Jangly melodies percolating guitar riffs and coles unique "catch in the throat"lyrics give this band an unique sound not dissimilar to matthew sweet or prefab sprout
One of their most popular songs is "rattlesnakes from their album "1984-1989.this song has been covered by tori amos. The band broke up in 1989
And cole embarked on a solo career
He
He his wife and their kids are living in Boston

I downloaded lloyd cole and the commotions. It's kinda nice

by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021