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The linguini

The process of a group of 5 or more men dip their dongs in cheese sauce then having a "sword fight" and who ever has the most cheese left wins. The winner gets a blow job from each man.
Yeah me and my buddies had a long night of drinking and we decided to do the linguini. Jacob one so I was assigned ti suck his balls.
The linguini by YahBoy67V July 31, 2024
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The Loose Linguini 

Created by a stylish, party going Toronto man Andre De Luca in early April 2010 - The Loose Linguini is a loose and hip dance that involves the rhythmic and zen like flowing of your arms and shoulders until they actually become as loose as linguini making people remove their pants and yell out "Pow!" in pure amazement!
Did you see him bust the loose linguini on her? Pow! He's getting laid tonight! Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!

Its all Linguine in The Fettuccine

Its all cool, everything is as it should be. This is the phrase you use when you want to give off good vibes and let everybody know to take a chill pill every once in a while.
Guy #1: Hey man I heard you lost your job, you coolin?

Guy #2: Yeah I got fired but Its all Linguine in the Fettuccine cuz I got put on with another job payin double😎

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026