The Lean

When a person tries to inconspicuously lean in to overhear your conversation; often done by creepers at the bar; inappropriately eavesdropping

I was telling Kristin about the loser douchebag guy standing behind her and when we looked up he was totally doing the lean. Creepy.

The Lean by VictimOfTheLean April 20, 2011

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the Lean and Tuck

An effective way of hiding your boner! Also a popular dance craze in new york teens!

First: You lean over at your waist.
Second: You cross one leg over the other and SQUEEZE.

You do the lean an tuck in critical situations.

Guy 1: Oh my god today i saw the hottest girl ever when i was walking down the street. All of a sudden i got this HUGE boner, but the lean and tuck saved the day. She didn't assume a thing. We're going on a date tonight!

Guy 2: Wow that's so cool! Next time i get a boner I'm definitely gonna try out the lean and tuck.

the Lean and Tuck by Mr. Snuggles & Co. May 28, 2010

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the lean doggy

A sex position that is sometimes painful to the female during sex. You take a sturdy object that is about the same height of the female's armpits used for her to lean on while the male is standing behind the woman and humps her in either the ass or the vagina. This will cause an orgasm for both the male and the female.

Dave: Hey babe, what position do you want to try now?
Brittany: I don't know. What did you have in mind?
Dave: I think we should do the lean doggy. Grab that table, stand it up, lean on it, and then let me hump you. I
Brittany: Wouldn't that hurt?
Dave: Yes, but it will give you a very long orgasm.
Brittany: Okay, only because I haven't had an orgasm from you since our honeymoon 4 years ago.

the lean doggy by JakePauler4LifeWasTaken May 21, 2018