The Lean

When a person tries to inconspicuously lean in to overhear your conversation; often done by creepers at the bar; inappropriately eavesdropping

I was telling Kristin about the loser douchebag guy standing behind her and when we looked up he was totally doing the lean. Creepy.

by VictimOfTheLean April 20, 2011

the Lean and Tuck

An effective way of hiding your boner! Also a popular dance craze in new york teens!

First: You lean over at your waist.
Second: You cross one leg over the other and SQUEEZE.

You do the lean an tuck in critical situations.

Guy 1: Oh my god today i saw the hottest girl ever when i was walking down the street. All of a sudden i got this HUGE boner, but the lean and tuck saved the day. She didn't assume a thing. We're going on a date tonight!

Guy 2: Wow that's so cool! Next time i get a boner I'm definitely gonna try out the lean and tuck.

by Mr. Snuggles & Co. May 28, 2010

the lean doggy

A sex position that is sometimes painful to the female during sex. You take a sturdy object that is about the same height of the female's armpits used for her to lean on while the male is standing behind the woman and humps her in either the ass or the vagina. This will cause an orgasm for both the male and the female.

Dave: Hey babe, what position do you want to try now?
Brittany: I don't know. What did you have in mind?
Dave: I think we should do the lean doggy. Grab that table, stand it up, lean on it, and then let me hump you. I
Brittany: Wouldn't that hurt?
Dave: Yes, but it will give you a very long orgasm.
Brittany: Okay, only because I haven't had an orgasm from you since our honeymoon 4 years ago.

by JakePauler4LifeWasTaken May 21, 2018

on the lean

on lookout to fuck someone up

dats the homie who got me
damn! nigga don't worry next time we be on the lean!

by t-$torm June 16, 2016

u got the lean perc?

MARTIN GO TO VOICE LINE

A: my family just died in a brutal crash and i got diagnosed with cancer yesterday..
B: U GOT THE LEAN PERC??

by bxbxhxll April 9, 2023

The Max Lean

A lean in which a male of the species rests his frame on one arm, leaning in to listen to a female speak with the intention of sleeping with her.

"Oh shit. Max did the max lean! He must wanna f**k this girl!"

by MythMiggy November 9, 2019

The Murry Lean

when one walks down the hall way with one shoulder up higher than the other one, and their belly stuck out.

let me see you walk down the hall and do the murry lean!!!

by thepokerman23 April 26, 2007