The kris

Real name christian, literally the hottest chad ever

Omg the kris is here im so wet

by Nakedpandas447 January 15, 2022

the kris

the pink thing that comes out of dogs when they're horny

Looky the kris! It's coming out! ewwwww..he's horny!

by meliz January 7, 2005

The Kris-Ted Effect

When two handsome, polite guys go out for a nice time, and rather than objectify women and demonstrate toxic masculinity to the entire bar, they make friends and get free drinks.

I had such a great time at Mario’s, and because of the Kris-Ted effect, I didn’t spend a dollar!

by Kj7770 November 17, 2023

The Kris-Ted effect

When two guys go out for a fun night, don’t objectify women, meet a lot of people, and in the process of not being assholes, they get drinks bought for them.

Dude, last night I saved so much money because the Kris-Ted effect

by Kj7770 November 21, 2023

kris_the_rat

very sexy man like omg i love when you call me a “good boy” so fucking much like you can’t understand

omg hi kris_the_rat i love you so much let me be your dog please please please

by omg i love being called puppy November 24, 2022

kris get the banana

Potassium

"Kris get the banana"
"Potassium"

by Thefirstpotato September 22, 2021

Kris get the banana

Potassium

"Kris get the banana."
"Potassium

by Minchii September 18, 2021