the kean

a kid who always sleeps on his sister's boyfriend's cum, he happens to get dirty sanchezes from carver all the time

Quit laying around and sleeping in your sister's cum.

by Chris Carver January 13, 2005

The Keanu Effect

The act of being so wholesome and awesome that you inspire others around you to do the same.

“You’re breathtaking!” - The line that started the Keanu Effect

by Shotshell156 June 12, 2019

The Keanu Reeves Effect

When someone is wholesome and caring towards you, so you are the same towards others.

That guy who got a free copy of Cyber Punk 2077 turned it down, because he fell under The Keanu Reeves Effect.

by Coolant5164 June 13, 2019

The Keanussaince

The Golden Age of Keanu Reeves

This is the The Keanussaince

by Ladythesaurus July 1, 2019

the keandre effect

When one agrees to be in a relationship with another person because they feel as if it is their only chance and/or it is their first time receiving attention.

Isa experienced the keandre effect.

by slsnssnsnsksnsn July 2, 2022

The John Keane

When you like to get naked with girls and then not have sex with them

The John Keane is notorious for its happening at snow globe the really shitty dungeon under green house.

by KAMI BISHOP March 14, 2024