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the jonathan 

to date a 2 year younger girl, that no one realy likes and would try very thing to impress her
ohhh, don*t take the jonathan now.
the jonathan by 02dahl November 24, 2017
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The Jonathan Move 

When one tries desperately to get with a girl for a year and fails miserably, he then goes for her little sister as a result.
Dude don't tell me you just did The Jonathan Move!

Who cares man, her little sister is nicer anyways.

You're disgusting,you know that?

Case of the Jonathan's 

"A case of the Jonathan's". Where the town idiot lets a skunk shit in his mouth thinking its mouthwash.
Sam's breath had a case of the Jonathan's as it was so bad the asked him to leave his own birthday party.
Case of the Jonathan's by BEK August 31, 2013

jonathan the savage 

A man who beats his meat where ever whenever, a true badass
A man who seizes what he wants regardless of others opinions

Ex.(During class, at home, at other peoples houses, in the councilors office, etc...)
Jonathan the savage was eyeing bitches' ass and tites all day
jonathan the savage by jonny man March 20, 2015

jonathan the zombie 

a kid that like turtles so much he based his entire fortune on it
ehhh he likes turtles so much jonathan the zombie
jonathan the zombie by tutyilion February 13, 2017

the amazing jonathan

A name used to describe one who experiences a moment of extreme stupidity, displaying the characteristics of a fucktard. The "amazing" portion of the phrase comes from the famous slogan "I will be amazing!" See also: raney.
Dude, he busted his own party by calling the cops!

Wow. That fucktard pulled an amazing jonathan.

Yeah, he basically fucked himself into oblivion.

What an asshat.

Jonathan Froot Loop The 3rd 

Jonathan Froot Loop the 3rd is a wanted crimal for sending minors nudes. That is such a L thing to do.
Hey guys quandale dingle here, my friend Jonathan Froot Lop the 3rd was arrested for sending minors nudes to people like Josh B(the predator of 5th graders)

Jonathan Froot Loop the 3rd is the name of a wanted criminal also wanted with Quandale Dingle. He is know to be a furry and a Xvideos femboy. He also send Josh B.(the predator kids cheeks jiggling in slow motion and he wanted to use up his lotion.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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