The Jerry

A Bucknell Class of 2011 student that lazes around its filthy dwellings all day long, misses its classes, eats like hell, and sleeps for 12-18 hours per day. Somehow it is still in school and manages to justify going out to party three times per week.

"Hey, look! The Jerry!"
"Hey Jerry!"
"Jerry get the fuck up its 6:00pm"
"Jerry you should have given up fudge for Lent"

by M-Deezy Jr. April 26, 2009

the jerry

After tabbogining, proceed to ride her up the stairs. Also known as the tow-rope

Sue gave me a jerry so I could tabbogin her back down.

by Mars Rover4 November 30, 2004

The Jerry

"The Jerry" named by Hayley Leblanc is an egg cooked in a piece of bread with a hole cut in the center.

"Mom, can you make me the jerry for breakfast?"

by Bangtan Sonyeondan 07 July 1, 2019

The Jerry

A Jerry is a simply just a seagull. They love to eat Cheezits, they are willing to do your bidding for a minimal price of food. Also commonly known as a sea-chicken….

Dang, did you see the Jerry hanging around the towels?

by Iluvhotm0ms03 June 13, 2022

The Jerry Paradox

Describes a person as incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time

I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.

by Liberation Theology November 20, 2019

The Jerry Paradox

Describes a person as incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time

I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.

by Liberation Theology November 20, 2019

The Jerry Springer Show

A concentration of white/black trash.

The Jerry Springer Show is hilarious to watch.

by amethyst January 14, 2008