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THE JENSEN 

a bible super hero. who loves mr pibb
THE JENSEN by andy tran March 23, 2003

the jensen 

a bible masta who talks about his life in germany and wers suspenders....he's a fire fighter oolala
the jensen by junior February 12, 2004

The Jensen Effect 

A br0tal effect on yourself where you turn to drink, flatcaps, homosexual songs & dancing like a tard.
Another part of the effect is sitting up the back seat in the cinema and having nothing but banter & taking the pish out of the movie your watching.
I had the jensen effect last night, i woke with a hangover and im still laughing at Ginger Goats.
The Jensen Effect by evamilroy. November 29, 2007

Sunk the Jensen 

Or Sinking the Jensen. In an effort to show a lady you are fond of, your great level of affection and you are shot down. You have sunk the Jensen
Bill: hey Nick, what happen to asking out Sally?
Nick: I Sunk the Jensen
Sunk the Jensen by SwagmastaD December 10, 2014

The jepsen 

Jimmy: Johnson, I sure would love to L her V... You know, munch time, in the jepsen.
The jepsen by unclesilky June 12, 2007

The Erin Jenson 

When a person with a theoretically high level of education posts conspiracy-driven or otherwise non-factually derived content and wholeheartedly believes they're in the right, despite a base level of critical thought showing otherwise. Commonly followed by doubling down, then claiming oppression after the predictable mass outrage.
Wow, they totally did the Erin Jenson with that post; I thought a child with a base level of critical ability would've been able to see why it was wrong, but they really went for it. Didn't even know this could happen at elite colleges.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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