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the jasmine 

The act of acknowledging ones speech, looking at them, then choosing to look away in disappointment and act as if you haven't heard a thing.
"I gave that bitch the jasmine, she deserved it."
"Omg, Faria, stop giving me the jasmine!"
"Are you guys giving me the jasmine?"
the jasmine by hititfergie September 6, 2016
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The Jasmine Effect 

A condition that occurs when a guy falls in love with a girl and the girl breaks his heart. The guy is left longing for her forever because he just can't get over her no matter what girl comes into his life.
Bro #1: She broke your heart?
Bro #2: Yeah, I'm still hung up over her and it's been 2 years.
Bro #1: Oh man, you got the Jasmine Effect!

The Jasmine Hello

A greeting given by saying hello very loudly and dragging out the "o". Followed by someone's full, proper name. Also must contain a giant wave.
"I saw Lisa across the hallway and I gave her the Jasmine Hello."
"HELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOO, LISA."
The Jasmine Hello by wearenotlosers October 21, 2009

The Jasmine Effect

Your having sex with a large, obese ass torta and after one bounce, the floor/bed or whatever your fucking on breaks underneath you.
YO BRO! I was pounding some tortas taco last night and the jasmine effect occured

Jasmine the cow 

GOES MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jasmine the cow goes moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

jasmine the baddie 

jasmine is the baddest of them all, don’t ever play wit her, she is not to be fucked wit, she thicker than a snicker, she will steal ur man .
what is jasmine the baddie? jasmine the baddie is the baddest of them all

JASMIN STOLE THE SHOW 

Jasmin has a huge heart and a very straight forward girl who always speaks truth . She exposed people's truth. She's Winning hearts and her qualities of doing tasks won many people's heart.
JASMIN DEFINITELY STOLE THE SHOW.
Jasmin Stole the Show by exposing Rubina Dilaik.
JASMIN STOLE THE SHOW by Hero Honda February 10, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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