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the iron man 

when a girl is strapped down to a workbench and then fucked repeatedly by a rich white male wearing a children's iron man mask, as the mask says "I am Iron Man"
Guy 1: So what'd you do with that mask I gave you?
Guy 2: Oh, I gave her the iron man.
Guy 1: Did she get weirded out by the noise?
the iron man by theoneskidg July 1, 2017

The Iron Man Challenge 

The ultimate physical, mental and manly challenge. Training and experience is a must. To successfully sleep with 5 different girls in one night.
Rules are simple. No paying and all different places. All at once is impressive but doesn't count.
Can obtain style points by riding "The Tri-cycle" (threesome) across the finish line.
Man #1: I just completed the iron man challenge and obtained this championship belt.
Man #2: Dude, i did it do. But obtained mad style points.

The inverted iron man 

While wearing an iron man costume do a handstand and precede to get rim jobbed by partner
I just did the inverted iron man with yo momma.

theironminer34

My account was hacked by MVP++ Unconditioned
when you are hacked blame it on MVP++ Unconditioned

theironminer34
theironminer34 by carraeba January 23, 2021

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026