the hellicoptor

When our havin sex and you start spinning on top of her while your dick is still inside her

Me and your nan did the hellicoptor and I broke her hip

by Phatcant August 2, 2017

The Helicopter

The Helicopter is a sex position that is extremely difficult to complete. A man with an erect penis must lay on a flat surface and a woman gets on top and inserts the erect penis in her vagina. The woman then must do a full split creating two 90 degree angles with her legs and body. The woman then must grab hold of a ceiling fan, or something similar, and have the ceiling fan spin her around on the man's penis. The helicopter has only been successfully completed 2 times on record. Once in Soviet Russia by a man named Mishovia Donkavist and a woman named Fitsa Removv. The second was completed by yours truly, bad_cactus, and a Donald Trump sex doll which I had to duct tape to the ceiling fan. Most attempts on record usually wind up dislocating the man's penis, or even worse, snapping it off completely.

Man: Babe, I want to try something crazy tonight

Woman: What is it?
Man: Let's try The Helicopter!
Woman: Are you sure!? Don't you know the risks?!

by Bad Cactus July 15, 2017

didn't hear the helicopter

when someone does not notice something that is blatantly obvious

Wow! John's been having an affair for three years and his wife didn't hear the helicopter?

Vincent was getting scammed but he didn't hear the helicopter.

by Whathelicopter July 31, 2016

Do not attempt to board the helicopter

an arabic man screaming about how attempting to board the helicopter will actually lead to the bombing of africa

"A medical helicopter will be extracting injured person, do not attempt to board the helicopter For your own safety,keep the area surrounding the medical tent clear for authorized personnel and those in need of medical attention. Keep passport with you at all times, if a border agent asks for your papers,be prepared to provide them. Parents... hold passport for children Clear the area,move behind the barricade as quickly as possible If you need medical attention... inform one of the border agents."

by dxcfgjkopl];[lkjhcvl;' March 3, 2021

Doing the Helicopter

The spinning movement of male genitalia that resembles the blades of a helicopter.

Have you seen that drunk guy spinning his junk at people?
Yeah he was doing the helicopter!

by Esfer September 11, 2016

the helicopter

when a man takes off his clothes and begins thrusting his hips in such a way that his member begins to "swing" in circles like that of helicopter blades.

"I thought it would really turn her on if I were to do the helicopter, but it only resulted in alot of laughing on her part."

by cpt bu-na-na-na CHEEKS December 28, 2005

The Helicopter Dance

When a male is in the shower room and, while naked, does a gyrating motion with his pelvis as to make his penis go around and around, simulating the rotating blades on a helicopter. This is usually done to hit someone in the face.

Man, Terry did the helicopter dance to me and it felt like a hammer.

by TSchil March 26, 2007