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Use like "the man", as in "you da man!". Also applies to objects.
you did it! you are The Ham!

how's your beer? it's The Ham.
the ham by TreeWeezel December 5, 2011
Instead of saying, "thats the shit" you would say "thats the ham" in case of family presense.
"Did you see Andy t-bad that inanimate object?"

"Yeah, it was the ham!"
the ham by trojan_man007 October 2, 2008
reference to Chlamydia. Frequently used in the Philadelphia region by street walkers.
That ho is nasty, she got the ham.
the ham by Ferdog March 31, 2006
The law, cop, pig 🐖
Duk in that shade man, there's The-Ham!
The-Ham by Dotanairy January 23, 2020

The Ham Man

A man who "goes and gets this bread" and returns with all of the ham instead.
Jake: Lets go get this bread!
Also Jake: *Returns with all the hams"
Jimmy: You are The Ham Man
The Ham Man by cReAM sOdA FaYGo September 11, 2018

The Ham is on the Table!

1. A metaphorical statement implying a complete loss of tolerance for a given situation.

2. A statement confirming the beginning or end of any course of action regarding a given situation. (i.e. "It's on now" or "The shit has hit the fan"
I'm tired of that fool talkin all that shit about me...The ham is on the table!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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