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The Guv as in The Gay, a legendary homo in the history of earth, he was borned 12 February 1904. It was claimed he was raping little kids in the neartown village, and made Drag shows for free, even being a 1cents prostitute...
The_Guv by Anonymous March 12, 2003
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The Guvnor Spaff 

When a bloke notably from the Swansea area, ejaculates over a girls tits, giving them a well good spraying.
Did you hear about The Guvnor Spaff, he sprayed her tits with his juice.
The Guvnor Spaff by Curry club January 24, 2021

The Guvnors 

The Manchester City hooligan firm that all dressed in Stone Island, CP company, Burberry, Fila, adidas and aquascootum and more. They were also like any firm people who just wanted to start fights but when they did start nothing happened and were notorious for being finished by undercover police officers.
“Look john they’ve got stone island on, they must be the guvnors”

The Guvna 

A mysterious group of prophetic gentlemen that hide in the shadows and wait for unsuspecting older women to make sexual contact. Then they sue her ass. With the collected fortune, they buy movie studios, various gold objects, and women. It is rumored that the group involved are descendents of Christ himself, and have also been noted to wear long black top hats.
Johnathan :"Wow! Did you hear the english intern got sued?"

Andy: "Yeah... It must be The Guvna again... Those greedy bastards..."
The Guvna by Johnathan Milovac June 13, 2007