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The GUMS 

An imaginary aliment suffered occasional by office employees. Actually an acronym that stands for "gotta use my sick-time." Used to describe someone who calls in sick without actually being sick simply to use up sick time before it expires.
"Bob is out sick today? I hope it's nothing serious"
"Nah, I think he just has a case of The GUMS"
The GUMS by TheAdamBomb13 November 13, 2018

Up the Gumpstump 

"Up the Gumpstump" is a saying used to describe a large quantity of anything.

Elderly people are more prone to saying "Up the Gumpstump" than other people. Most particularly when they are stressed about something they have a lot of.

Merged words (gump & stump) believed to be originated from the words gum stump. A gum stump is a stump of a gum or Eucalyptus tree.

Used as an exclamation!
Geez Jim, we've got gophers up the gumpstump!

My my Helen, I have fleas up the gumpstump!

Holy toledo! Mutant Ninja Turtles up the gumpstump!
Up the Gumpstump by *echo* July 7, 2010

The Gump 

Montgomery, Alabama. a word made popular by the rap group Deuce Komradz
"State Trooper tailin' me but he know who I be, escortin' me back to tha G-U-M-P".."The Gump, there you have it"
The Gump by d3LRi0 July 24, 2006

The Gump 

Slang for Montgomery, Alabama. Also called Gump-Town and the South Eastern Circle. Rappers: Fat Head, Small Tyme Ballaz, Duece Komradz, King South, Eldorado Red, Killa Katt, Big Hulk and a bunch more. Best places in town to light up is the south-eastern side and the areas along the Southern Boulvard, some killa weed. Examples: Virginia Loop, Woodley, Regency Park, Camelot Apartments, parts of Ridgecrest and parts of Fairfield. The cops here are strict as hell. Watch out for Jump Street too, locals know about that. Lots of unmarked cars and blacked out Chevy SUVs. We're in the center of Memphis, Atlanta, Jacksonville and New Orleans so we always got some good shit going through town.
Im from The Gump where we dip our blunts in syrup and stay x'ed out all night long.
The Gump by ssblood May 15, 2010

poppin off at the gums 

Saying you wanna fight but not doing anything.
Lisa was poppin off at the gums at gym today.

thumbing-the-gums 

A scholarly term for female masturbation.
"It doesn't matter that Brad didn't call because I'm busy thumbing-the-gums anyway."
thumbing-the-gums by Nora J. April 24, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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