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The GUMS 

An imaginary aliment suffered occasional by office employees. Actually an acronym that stands for "gotta use my sick-time." Used to describe someone who calls in sick without actually being sick simply to use up sick time before it expires.
"Bob is out sick today? I hope it's nothing serious"
"Nah, I think he just has a case of The GUMS"
The GUMS by TheAdamBomb13 November 13, 2018

Up the Gumpstump 

"Up the Gumpstump" is a saying used to describe a large quantity of anything.

Elderly people are more prone to saying "Up the Gumpstump" than other people. Most particularly when they are stressed about something they have a lot of.

Merged words (gump & stump) believed to be originated from the words gum stump. A gum stump is a stump of a gum or Eucalyptus tree.

Used as an exclamation!
Geez Jim, we've got gophers up the gumpstump!

My my Helen, I have fleas up the gumpstump!

Holy toledo! Mutant Ninja Turtles up the gumpstump!
Up the Gumpstump by *echo* July 7, 2010

The Gump 

Montgomery, Alabama. a word made popular by the rap group Deuce Komradz
"State Trooper tailin' me but he know who I be, escortin' me back to tha G-U-M-P".."The Gump, there you have it"
The Gump by d3LRi0 July 24, 2006

The Gump 

Slang for Montgomery, Alabama. Also called Gump-Town and the South Eastern Circle. Rappers: Fat Head, Small Tyme Ballaz, Duece Komradz, King South, Eldorado Red, Killa Katt, Big Hulk and a bunch more. Best places in town to light up is the south-eastern side and the areas along the Southern Boulvard, some killa weed. Examples: Virginia Loop, Woodley, Regency Park, Camelot Apartments, parts of Ridgecrest and parts of Fairfield. The cops here are strict as hell. Watch out for Jump Street too, locals know about that. Lots of unmarked cars and blacked out Chevy SUVs. We're in the center of Memphis, Atlanta, Jacksonville and New Orleans so we always got some good shit going through town.
Im from The Gump where we dip our blunts in syrup and stay x'ed out all night long.
The Gump by ssblood May 15, 2010

poppin off at the gums 

Lisa was poppin off at the gums at gym today.

thumbing-the-gums 

A scholarly term for female masturbation.
"It doesn't matter that Brad didn't call because I'm busy thumbing-the-gums anyway."
thumbing-the-gums by Nora J. April 24, 2010