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The Guinness

"The bittersweet parting of ways between Digital Reach and a former student of LOHS"
He reluctantly ordered the Guinness for the intrepid employee, then left the Irish bar with tears in his eyes.
by Grand Dread Admiral Far Seas January 11, 2022
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the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society

Expression used to describe someone who is completely useless and black.
Jermaine Defoe is "the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society"
by Elburno March 2, 2008
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Downing the Guinness

Supping lots of Guinness on the couch while watching the Wescht Ham.
Did you see Neily Downing the Guinness. It's something to behold.
by TheCornhole69 December 11, 2020
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The Dirty Guinness

To do 'The Dirty Guinness' one must down one's pint of Guinness then continue to thrust said empty pint glass into ones face, shattering it in the process.
Paddy O'Halloran: I can't make it into work today boss.

Boss: Why might that be Paddy?

Paddy O'Halloran: I only went and did The Dirty Guinness a few times last night, it was Finlay's stag do!

Boss: Good lad Paddy, I'll be seeing you tomorrow then.
by paddy mc'shay March 4, 2011
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