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the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society 

Expression used to describe someone who is completely useless and black.
Jermaine Defoe is "the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society"

Downing the Guinness 

Supping lots of Guinness on the couch while watching the Wescht Ham.
Did you see Neily Downing the Guinness. It's something to behold.

The Dirty Guinness 

To do 'The Dirty Guinness' one must down one's pint of Guinness then continue to thrust said empty pint glass into ones face, shattering it in the process.
Paddy O'Halloran: I can't make it into work today boss.

Boss: Why might that be Paddy?

Paddy O'Halloran: I only went and did The Dirty Guinness a few times last night, it was Finlay's stag do!

Boss: Good lad Paddy, I'll be seeing you tomorrow then.

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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022