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The Gnome

by Darth Nihilus January 28, 2009
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The Gnome

A land dwelling creature native to Towson University. Characterized by wearing oversized sports coats, spiked hair and "bling" to compensate for his unusually disfigured penis.

The Gnome's penis typically ranges anywhere 3-5 mm (when erect) and boats a single 4 inch long pubic hair stemming directly from the tip of the penis, used to attract potential mates. Not to be confused with his alter ago
"Doc Smokey"

Beware of the Gnome's unstable demeanor that may or may not elicit the following reactions:

1. Carrying around a full bottle of liqour pretending to get drunk.
2. Vicsious ankle biting
3. Lying about hooking up with girls
4. "Creeping" out girls
5. Soliciting sex from underage boys
6. Driving his parents Honda CRX when drunk
7. Perpetual virginity
John: What do you get when you mix Sean Wolf, a Midget, and a Honda CRX?

Seth: A small statured jewish virgin with a "sweet" ride

John: Nope... you get the Gnome
by Shorty Shitstain April 25, 2007
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The Gnome

The #1 song by Pink Floyd
by Norman🅱 September 13, 2019
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The Gnome Army

The Gnome Army (Noun): A group of Emancipated Gnomes united together to stop oppression and fight the Worldwide Garden Rebellion.

The Gnome Army originates in Costa Mesa, California and now has Branch Headquarters across the US, Canada and Australia.

For further information, visit www.TheGnomeArmy.com
"Martha, our gnome is no longer in the garden - he has left to join The Gnome Army!"
by TheGnomeArmy.com October 24, 2007
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Burying the Gnome

"Burying the Gnome": The insertion (Burying) of a single testicle in either the front yard (vagina) or back yard (ass) of a woman, by grasping one nut in your hand, so that there is no loose skin around it, and forcing it into the chosen orifice. (Lube may be necessary)
Ron met Lisa at a Barry Manilow concert, and within thirty minutes, he was Burying the Gnome in her back yard, behind the Port O' Potties.
by J and Chuck January 11, 2009
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Polishing the gnome

I was just out watering the roses and polishing the gnome
by Green Fingered December 24, 2014
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wrestle the gnome

I'm going to stay home and wrestle the gnome tonight.
by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006
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