The gladiator

This is where you take your pork sword (penis) place it along the victims nose and then, place you two chucky eggs (balls) in the victims eyes, thrust creating the gladiators helmet. Enjoy

Whilst my mate was asleep I have him a gladiator and snap chatted it to all our friends. The gladiator

The gladiator by Biggayj October 18, 2014

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The Gladiator

After an intense fucking of the ass you tell your woman to stay bent over because you are getting a drink of water (so she thinks), during your "water break" you lube up your arm and make your arm stiff like a gladiator with his sword, you then propose to run at your woman yelling SPARTACUS!!! and shove your arm in their ass.

Lloyd: Dude last night Sally thought i was getting water and i gave her THE GLADIATOR!!!

The Gladiator by Dingo Stogies February 26, 2010

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The Gladiatorz

A Runescape clan founded in February 2001 by Joe Jenninz, Jerico, and Blaze Mace. Still going strong after 8 years with notable victories over clans such as Runescape Dinasty, Dark Slayers, and Zeonic Force.

Random High level: Hey I'm looking for an awesome clan to join.

Gladiator: Join The Gladiatorz today!

The Gladiatorz by 666cbom May 4, 2009

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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